Jan 9, 2015
Hot: Upgrading your office
Not: Upgrading your home
Sorry folks, but it looks like we’re out of holidays for the month and you may actually be expected to look alive at your desk in the coming weeks (as opposed to showing up in beer garden zombie mode). To make your plight a little less cruel, we’ve rounded up some back-to-work gadgets (see Smart Office) and décor pieces (see 9 back-to-work essentials from Thai designers) guaranteed to brighten up your office.
Hot: Extra fine dining
Not: Comfort food
If you’re on team Jess Barnes—meaning you like Opposite’s full-on flavors, hearty portions and casual atmosphere—you may just feel a bit out of touch in 2015. With the recent opening of Joel Robuchon and the upcoming Origin, we’re seeing highly refined presentation and gazillion-course meals making a strong comeback. Then again, Barnes has plans of his own and Water Library Thonglor is taking things down a notch (see 25 things to look forward to in 2015).
Hot: Air-con
Not: Hipster markets
It’ll get here, eventually, the crushing heat of Mar-May. But for now, it’s time to enjoy the last of this winter seasons’ hipster markets, Made by Legacy (see BK Weekend Jan 8-11). After that, it’ll be back to the freezing air-con of malls and hotels, of which there will be plenty more opening this year: EmQuartier, Naiipa Art Complex, Park Hyatt, etc. (see 25 things to look forward to in 2015).
Hot: Rising indie stars
Not: Yesterday's hits
A glimpse at the upcoming gigs for 2015 (see 25 things to look forward to in 2015) will tell you Bangkok is no longer just the last bastion for washed-up pop singers (cough, cough, Michael Buble). With the likes of Iceage, Deers, The 1975 and even Mogwai, we’ve got touring bands coming to town either at the peak of their game or on their way to superstardom.
Dec 26, 2014
Hot: 2015
Not: 2014
Hot: Rumoured rumours
Not: Journalism
Ever since the stock market took a nine percent nosedive on Dec 15, there’s been talk that the rumours that caused the crash were completely unfounded. But what are these rumours? We’ve heard several rumours about them, not that we can tell you what they are. Maybe you should ask a journalist.
Hot: Drones
Not: GoPros
We hate GoPros, which topped our wish lists for Xmas 2013. They make you realize how unadventurous your vacations really are compared to the guy in the squirrel suit. With drones (see our
roundup), it should take even less time to realize buying one was a terrible idea. In fact, keep it under 14 days and you might even get your money back.
Hot: Chinese fighting on planes
Not: Chinese pooping in canals
Another week, another cause for Sinophobia, outrage and watching videos at work instead of finishing that report. Lately, our friends in the PDRC have been getting noticed for full-on fist fights and throwing boiling noodles on airplanes. This is a marked improvement on the previous Chiang Mai poopgate.
Dec 19, 2014
Hot: Chareonkrung
Not: Sukhumvit Soi 51
That’s it, it’s over for Soi 51, now that
Opposite’s chef, Jess Barnes, has gone public about moving to Sathorn next year. And in case you need more proof that Lower Silom is the place to be,
Charoenkrung is the place to be, welcoming cool new exhibitions, a market at the docks and some vintage bicycle thingie.
Hot: Thais in New York
Not: New York in Bangkok
I Fine… Thank You… Love You has eclipsed
Pee Mak Phrakanong at the box office with the story of Sunny Suwanmethanon trying to learn English to win back the heart of his girlfriend who has moved to New York. And one of our favorite designers this year is SSAP, which first launched in the Big Apple. But frankly, trying make your bar look like it’s in Manhattan despite it being in Silom or Thonglor is getting really tired.
Hot: Retro games
Not: Retro cameras
Instagram killed the Polaroid, Lomo killed the Holga. What’s a hipster to do with their disposable income? Buy a 10-year-old console that has a fraction of your phone’s processing power!
We’ve got just the retro game shops you need, where a Nintendo Famicom goes for a mere B5,000.
Hot: French cuisine
Not: Burgers
Wasn’t French food pronounced dead at the height of El Bulli mania? You’d never know in this town, as a flurry of Michelin-starred chefs doing traditional French food have recently opened shop. Check out newcomers
Henk Savelberg and
Jean-Michel Lorain’s Christmas dinners (see Bangkok's best
here). The headline news, though, is the opening of Joel Robuchon’s long-awaited
Atelier, also on Dec 25. So put down that burger and learn some table manners.
Dec 12, 2014
Hot: Crackdowns
Not: Bangkok
First they started arresting innocent white people walking around Asoke and shaking them down for B2,000. Then they tackled Uber, because, you know, it’s just not safe riding in one of those crazy, unlicensed black sedans. Finally, they proposed a ban on alcohol in public places during New Year’s. That’s it, we’re moving to fun-loving Singapore.
Hot: Parks
Not: Markets
No, you don’t need to be buying something to step out of the air-conditioning. While all the farmer and flea markets are lovely, why not head out to a good old-fashioned park like Lumpini. In fact, it’s so nice, we think you should move there (see our guide to living in Lumpini). But if you really must go shop in the great outdoors, check out all the winter markets happening around town.
Hot: Skyscrapers
Not: Converted shophouses
Yep, we’ve changed our minds again. Why live in a crumbling old shop-house with stinking sewage backing up into your toilets and soi dogs baying at the moon all night when you could enjoy the modern comforts of a starchitect-designed high-rise? See the 10 skyscrapers set to reshape Bangkok's skyline.
Hot: Multi-label stores
Not: Pop-ups
We’d actually like pop-ups to be hotter in this town but it’s one imported trend that just doesn’t seem to be catching on quite yet (with the exception of Kenzo Café, see page 28). When they do pop up—like Uncensored at Emporium, Craft on Suk 23 and Brave Roasters at Paragon—they don’t pop down, which isn’t how it’s meant to work. In the meantime, we do already have some great multi-label fashion stores.
Dec 5, 2014
Hot: Wine pairings
Not: Beer pairings
We love beer, and we love beer with food. In fact, we’ve found
the very best beer to go with your somtam. But do we want nine beers paired with our fine-dining degustation menu? No, thanks. If we’re feeling gastronomic, we’ll stick to wine. And don’t even get us started about cocktail pairings.
Hot: Tie-dye workshops
Not: Leather workshops
Have you made an ugly leather case for your sunglasses? Good. It’s now time you move on and make yourself a tie-dye dress. (Now what could possibly go wrong with that?) In case you’re unsure about your skills, we’ve rounded up
a few places to stock up without getting your hands dirty.
Hot: Imported fashion cafés
Not: Thai fashion cafés
They’re back! Remember local brands Onion,
Boyy and Kloset’s cafés? That’s one trend we thought dead and buried. Except that Sathorn's
Vogue Lounge and Central Embassy's Kenzo and Granola (by Soulland) just opened within the past few weeks, with one notable difference: they’re all driven by foreign brands. Look on the bright side, they can’t be much worse than their Thai predecessors.
Hot: Chim
Not: Charity gala dinners
At last, a charity dinner we’d actually pay for. No more B10,000 prices. No more chefs plucked from any old hotel. No more operatic renditions of Foreigner and Edith Piaf.
Chim has rounded up a who’s who of our favorite chefs in town, the dinners start at B2,500, and you don’t have to wear a borrowed tux.
Nov 14, 2014
Hot: Booking apps
Not: Clean eating
You’ll notice, for once, our New & Noted print column is a completely clean eating-free zone this week. No diet delivery services. No breaking news about a new rice cake flavor. Instead, we’re dining out on the idea of eating out—and eating big. See
Bangkok's latest restaurant booking apps that promise you your money’s worth.
Hot: Chiang Mai
Not: Japan
You don’t need to go too far for that selfie of yourself looking kawaii in your warm clothes. Cute cafés selling proper coffee, vintage shopping, fresh food made from produce plucked straight from the earth, a brand new design week, and, of course, that legendary cool breeze—
Chiang Mai has more than your Instagram feed covered this winter.
Hot: Pop-up markets
Not: Street stalls
The cheap food and clothing stalls are slowly disappearing from our streets, giving us the freedom of the footpath. But still, we miss the distractions. Where else can we wander about mindlessly, stopping intermittently to ogle items we don’t need, much to the irritation of our fellow pedestrians? Lucky then, there’s so many
pop-up markets happening in Bangkok this month.
Hot: Queueing for clothes
Not: Queuing for snacks
The TAT would have you believe Bangkok’s now a fashion capital. Maybe, but it’s not our local designers or never-ending “fashion weeks” we’re excited about: it’s an American designer collaborating with a Swedish chain. The launch of
Alexander Wang’s H&M collection sparked queues previously unheard of outside the realm of
popcorn and doughnuts.
Nov 07, 2014
Hot: Empty restaurants
Not: Imported restaurants
We’re seeing a lot of empty dining rooms at really decent local restaurants. And with all the fancy chefs headed here—
J’aime, Savelberg,
Robuchon—we’re concerned our most creative home-grown talent is being ignored. Adding insult to injury, customers are still packed into some of Bangkok’s worst food offenders. We won’t mention any names, other than to say they usually have “Wine” in the title.
Hot: The great outdoors
Not: Rain
OK, as we write this issue about all these
great outdoor restaurants and bars, it is absolutely pouring with rain. So we really hope that by Nov 7, when you read this, global warming will have been fixed and the seasons will have resumed their normal schedule. Otherwise, feel free to use this issue as an umbrella.
Hot: Raw denim
Not: Stretch denim
You have to buy one size too small and every wash cycle feels like opening your exam results, but when the waistband loosens up and the fades come in just right, buying raw denim is always worth it. So why are so many people still wedging themselves into synthetic stretchy jeans? See our
quality denim roundup.
Hot: Cider
Not: Beer
It’s 30 degrees out. Do you really want that heavy, hoppy “craft” beer you’ve been nursing for so long it’s reached body temperature? Leave your buddies to their Dead Boy Oatmeal Inversion IPA and instead pick up a
refreshing, fruity bottle of cider. You can even go back to drinking with ice.
Oct 31, 2014
Hot: Cats
Not: French bulldogs
Cat cafés were only the start. When a
music festival’s best selling point is “11 cat-related movies”, you know feline love has hit the big time. Meanwhile, the same researcher who discovered peak beard is saying French bulldog ownership has reached saturation point. Rumor has it you’re never more than 50 yards from a French bulldog at any of Bangkok’s community malls.
Hot: Lakes
Not: Islands
Oh, to wear a flannel shirt and paddle your kayak through the morning mist, a hip-flask full of Talisker in one pocket. It’s not that we mind the murders and the oil spills so much, it’s just that beaches are full of sand, the water is salty and the other beachgoers wear day-glo vests. So this winter, we’re headed inland for our share of water sports. See
Thailand's most beautiful lakes and reservoirs.
Hot: Thai indie films
Not: Thai indie bands
There’s only so many times you can get excited about Getsunova or Cocktail playing a mid-afternoon festival set (by all means, catch them
here)—but you better get ready for a long winter of it. If Thailand’s indie music scene’s gone a little stale, that’s not the case with film. See what
four of our favorite Thai directors have been working on.
Hot: Gab glaem
Not: Japanese beef
Remember the good old days when you drank Sangsom or Leo and ate fermented pork sausage with peanuts? Given the state of the economy, now might be a good time to ignore the latest Japanese restaurant serving some
obscure cattle breed known only to them, and have some
laab moo tod with a bottle of 100 Pipers instead.