We have all heard these phrases over and over again: “Nothing in life comes for free,” “You can’t get something for nothing,” “You can’t get anything worthwhile for free.” This is especially true in a competitive city like this—“free” just isn’t in our dictionary.
But the truth is, there are freebies out there, they just aren’t advertised real well. Don’t let those cynical conceptions stop you from enjoying the free stuff Bangkok has to offer. Keep your money intact, put your checkbook away and let the city’s free magazine introduce you to some of the great free goods and services around town.
Just in case you’re wondering, when we say “free,” we don’t mean “buy one, get one free” or “free with your purchase of this or that.” Oh no—when we say “free,” we mean you don’t even have to open your wallet for it.
Free Flicks
Have you ever seen a film so bad you feel obliged to fake a laugh just so that you could get something out of your money? With the B600 you just spent on a premium seat at the theater, you might feel like you would have been better off with an hour of massage. The good news is there are a lot of places in town that screen quality flicks for free.
Every Friday and the first and the third Tuesdays of the month, catch classic Japanese films at Japan Foundation (10/F Sermmit Tower, Sukhumvit Soi 21, 02-260-8560/-4, www.jfbkk.or.th). The theme varies each month—this month’s theme is “Friends.” See the film page for the upcoming movies.
At Rewat Buddhinand Room (2/F, Main Library, Thammasat University, Tha Prachan, 02-613-3529, www.tu.ac.th), the “Talk to Movie” program is held every Thursday, 5pm onwards. The event showcases various critically acclaimed flicks, which are rarely seen in mainstream theaters. Leading the talk is Prof. Songyod Viewhong. Here’s the lineup of the upcoming program: Nov 23. It’s Raining in Santiago: Set in 1973 Chile, director Helvio Soto painstakingly dramatizes the military takeover of the Chilean leftist government. Nov 30. Fahrenheit 451: A fireman starts to question his duty of burning books assigned by the government that doesn’t want to deal with intellectual, independently minded citizens. Free admission, but there is a dress code: No tank tops or shorts, please. It’s in the university, after all.
Pridi Banomyong Institute (65/1 Soi Thonglor, 02-380-3860, www.pridiinstitute.com) also screens a mix of classic flicks and blockbuster hits on its 43-inch TV on the first weekend of each month. The screening starts from 12:30pm onwards. Stop by for its free films next month on Dec 2-3, and enjoy such movies as Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, Grease with John Travolta and the Oscar-winning West Side Story.
If you don’t mind noisy kids, TK Park (8/F, CentralWorld, 02-257-4300, www.tkpark.or.th) is a good place to catch popular Thai hits. The “knowledge” park treats movie buffs to a free film every Sunday at 2pm. Wondering what P’Bird looked like when he was young? Stop by for a screening of Langkha Deang on Nov 26.
Also worth checking is a selection of French films at Alliance Francaise (29 South Sathorn Rd., 02-670-4230, www.alliance-francaise.or.th), where they hold free screenings in their spacious theater every Saturday at 5:15pm.
Free Beauty
If you fancy a free haircut or wouldn’t mind a free blow-dry and aren’t scared of being a guinea pig for a stylist trainee, there are various beauty schools where their young apprentices give you a free snip, shampoo and blow-dry. Try Grace Siam The School of Beautification (5, Petchburi Rd., 02-653-6951/-20. Mon-Sat 9am-3pm), Korn Klao Beauty Salon School (57/141-5, Wireless Rd., 02-251-8033. Mon-Fri 9am-3pm) or Gade Glao Institute of Beautification (1678/1-4, Soi Phaholyothin 30/1, 02-513-9749/-51. Mon-Sat 9am-3pm). Want a curly, wavy perm like those bright-eyed Korean actresses? You get that for free too, but you have to pay for the necessary chemicals. A haircut gone wrong is a big nightmare, but fret not—if your dream hairstyle turns out to be horrendous, there’s professional staff around to help correct it. One warning—don’t go for a free blow-dry when you are in a hurry because it’s likely that the hairdresser in training will spend at least an hour on your locks.
If you don’t mind the dirty looks when you don’t buy anything afterwards, you can always hit up one of the makeup counters in department stores. The trick is not to get your whole face done in one place. It’s better to graze--toner at Clinique, then lipstick at Red Earth, then blush at Mac, then eye shadow at RMK, and then you’re set! For wide open spaces and huge selection, Paragon Beauty Hall (M/F, 02-610-9000. Open daily 10am-10pm.) can’t be beat. Or try Central Chidlom (Open daily 10am-10pm. 02-793-7777) if you’re too lazy to walk around for your free face.
Free Courses
Taking up a language course is an investment in your future; but it can be time-consuming and arduous, not to mention expensive. But at Cocolo International Center (3/F, Piyawan Building, Phaholyothin Rd., 02-619-8591/-3, [email protected]), you can have a one-hour free trial Japanese class. Obviously, you certainly can’t master the Japanese tongue in just one hour, but you can learn enough phrases to get by. If you are planning a trip to Japan, the trial lesson is useful to learn how to haggle with the vendors, order some ramen, or pick up a cute Japanese person.
For t hose planning to take a TOEFL test, Wall Street Institute (try Silom branch, G/F, Kamol Sukosol Building, Silom Rd., 02-237-7070, www.wallstreet.in.th) offers a free English exam so that you know how much you need to work on to get the satisfying result. Visit the website to register.
Free Plays
While the past West Side Story show and performances at the Bangkok International Festival of Dance and Music might have cost you a hefty sum, there are a lot of plays on offer for free at the Bangkok Theater Festival. The annual event returns to TK Park on Nov 17-25, treating audiences to an array of stage pieces by various troupes such as Naked Masks and 8x8 Theater. Also, every Sunday 6-9pm, you can enjoy various performances in the leafy garden of Patravadi Theatre (69/1 Soi Wat Rakang, Arun Amarin Rd., 02-412-7287, www.patravaditheatre.com).
If you prefer something more upbeat or want to rock out after an exhausting week, try the free concerts at Center Point of Siam Square, where up-and-coming bands belt out their tunes every Friday from 4pm onwards. Also keeping you entertained is the big TV screen opposite the fountain showing music videos from popular artists.
From Nov 22-24, mingle with the art students at the annual Gift Town (the Faculty of Education Chulalongkorn University, 4-9pm, 081-613-1555), where they showcase their masterpieces and put on fashion shows. What’s more, you can also enjoy free performances by various artists like Paradox, Slur, Lemon Soup and Morning Surfers.
Free (for) Pets
Soi Dog Rescue (www.soidogrescue.org) is looking for a new home for its soi dogs and stray cats. To make sure the puppies will be in good hands, the non-profit organization requires you to fill in a long questionnaire about why you want a pet and how you are going to take care of it. The adoption process is free, but donations are welcomed.
Take your puppy for a free rabies vaccination at Bangkok Metropolitan Administration’s rabies control department (Mitmaitree Rd., Din Daeng, 02-245-3311, 02-245-5906. Mon-Fri 8:30am-4pm). Call ahead in advance since the queue is quite long.
Free Fortune Reading
We heard about the fortuneteller in Hua Hin who presumably gives an accurate prediction of your future for the next whole year for B8,000. Most of her customers, of course, are celebrities and from the hiso crowd. If you can’t afford the pricey charge, why not try consulting the e-fortune tellers?
Some of the free fortune reading sites are www.horazard.com, where you can use various kinds of readings from tarot cards to crystal balls and www.e-tarocchi.com, where your love life prospect is at a click. Or simply fill in your personal details at www.fortunestars.com and have your fortune emailed directly to your inbox. The site offers a glimpse of your future in the next two months.
Free Exercise
Feeling a bit apprehensive about paying for a membership to a gym that is already too overcrowded during the hours you want to go? Get ready to kiss those love handles good bye for free. Almost every park in town has free aerobics classes nightly sometime between 5-7pm. Hop over to Lumpini Park or Benjasiri Park after work someday and follow the sound of the hyperactive techno, then join in the fun. It’s not so silly once you get over the initial embarrassment—we promise!
If that seems a little too much for you, both these parks also offer free tai chi. You may have to do a little research beforehand as it isn’t a “guided class” so to speak, but you can just follow along in the back until you get the moves down—no one will mind.