Diving Master

Ready or not, Songkran’s coming. Prepare yourself for big splashes and super-sweaty crowds in Khao San with the latest Dive Master 500 collection from Victorinox. Designed for divers and swimmers, this robust, futuristic wristwatch is waterproof to depths of 500m and comes with non-reflective glass. Choose metal or rubber bracelet. B22,700 (rubber bracelet). Available at Time Deco (3/F, Central Chidlom, 1027 Ploenchit Rd., 02-793-7777).

Size Does Matter

King-size worshippers, hear this: Playground! has just brought an XL brand straight from Belgium. A simple concept, Extra-Large is aimed at those who love everything HUGE. There’s a long list of stuff for you to choose from, ranging from ordinary objects like pencils, erasers and straws to the essential-but-not-so-common giant condom. B500-5,000. Available at Playground! (818 Soi Thonglor, 02-714-7888).

Developed enough to offer opulent luxury stays, but still underdeveloped enough to remain affordable, Asia is one of the best places to travel right now. So we might all be salivating at the thought of holidays in St. Tropez or Capri, but right on our backdoor step are a host of luxury holidays to make you feel like the most pampered celebrity. Relatively cheap labor costs accompanied by the still-developing economies of our neighbors mean that opulence is accessible for the average Joe, and it won’t burn too big a hole in your bank account. Here’s some of the best luxe holiday accommodation on offer at less than $300 per person per night.

Ban Kinaree

Star Most Likely to Check In: Tara Reid

What: Private house with infinity pool, bedrooms to house six couples and lots and lots of space.
Where: Koh Samui, Thailand.
Rock Star Factor: Find the right group of friends and this really becomes your own private little paradise. There’s a large communal area for watching TV, hanging out and meals but it’s likely you’ll never leave the 17 x seven meter infinity pool where there’s a full bar and barbeque area with magnificent views. In fact, there’s little reason to ever leave the completely self-contained house: There’s a projector screen so you can watch DVDs in the pool, the sound system extends throughout the entire grounds and all six of the rooms have spa baths overlooking the pool. You can basically hire them to do anything for you, from catering a degustation menu to hiring a private bartender and organizing masseuses who will visit the house as many times as you desire. Oh, and a private chef is all part of the package.
Other Bits: Samui Villas & Homes specializes in all sorts of private villas. Even their smaller offerings are still spectacular and come with a host of optional extras.
Why Tara Reid? This party girl likes to travel with a small posse of mates, lives the good life with late nights and good food, and would enjoy a place where she can expose her (new) assets safe from the media.
The Damage: US$700-1,600 per night ($89-203 per person for 12).
Let’s Go: For queries go to www.samuivillasandhomes.com.

Ranchamanka

Star Most Likely to Check In: Cameron Diaz

What: Boutique hotel whose environment evokes a sense of Ming dynasty royal retreat.
Where: Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Rock Star Factor: For a touch of zen, check out this boutique hotel whose design is inspired by one of Thailand’s oldest temples, Wat Phrathat Lampang. Chinese roots reflect in the quietly grand architecture which displays Burmese, Laotian and Thai features. The rooms are nothing particularly notable: What you’ve here for is the sense of escape and peace throughout the grounds. Entering the hotel is like stepping back into Ming times with Chinese antiques, temple-like ceilings and sun-dappled courtyards. Even the pool bar has an ancient teahouse quality. Expect century old jip trees and bougainvillea draped walls, and, with only 23 rooms in the hotel, lots of peace and quiet. But this doesn’t come at the expense of sightseeing: The resort is located right next to Wat Phra Singh in the middle of the city proper.
Why Cameron Diaz? Being a cool chick, she enjoys intrepid destinations yet would still appreciate the stylish ambience of this hotel.
The Damage: Rates start at THB4,500 per room per night ($105 per person for two).
Let’s Go: 6 Ranchamanka 9, T. Phra Singh, A. Muang, Chiang Mai, Thailand, +66 5390-4111.

Hôtel de la Paix

Star Most Likely to Check In: Elizabeth Hurley

What: A ritzy glamour puss, this is a large boutique hotel with chic interiors that’s almost too cool for school. Part of the group that runs Bed Supperclub in Bangkok.
Where: Siem Reap, Cambodia.
Rock Star Factor: Think ultra funky and uber chic. This boutique hotel has a modern design (think long white walls and large open spaces) set off by those extra bits that give it that unique contemporary zen feel: Open flame cauldrons, banyan trees, lounges that look like beds and large swings to eat your dinner from. Its flashy art deco exterior belies the sophisticated calm of the inside where one can dine at the delicious Meric restaurant, sip cocktails at stylish The Arts Lounge or relax at the gorgeous Spa Indochine. If you’re in the area, it’s worth even dropping by for a drink or a meal just to check this out. There is no doubt that in Siem Reap, de la Paix is setting the bar for what one can expect in Cambodia in the coming years.
Why Elizabeth Hurley? Since she’s spending part of her honeymoon in Udaipur, India, we know she’s into exotic locales, but likes to do them in style. This chic retreat is perfect for this glamour girl.
The Damage: Rooms start at US$200 per night ($150 per person for two).
Let’s Go: Sivutha Blvd., Siem Reap, Cambodia,
+855 63-966-000.

Bali Villa 314

Star Most Likely to Check In: Brangelina

What: Private house perched overlooking Uluwatu with rooms for six couples with tropical gardens.
Where: Bali, Indonesia.
Rock Star Factor: This is luxury seclusion at its best.
A chef to cater to all culinary needs as well as private beach club including plunge pool (that’s in addition to the other six meter pool) for when you’ve eaten too much and just need to stretch out and chill. There’s lots of space here, 13,500 cubic meters to be exact, with stunning views over the Indian Ocean and greenery everywhere. And if you think you and your friends might get sick of each other, the guest house functions as a fully self-contained structure, with its own private driveway. But the big wow factor with this villa is the fully licensed helipad—yes, you heard us correctly. Transfers from the airport direct to the house can be organized through Air Bali via the estate agent (for an additional fee, of course).
Other Bits: For other options in private villas, Villa Getaways has a host of different options with good descriptions of exactly what you can expect.
Why Brangelina? This is private, and big enough for them to house their rainbow family, and they can chopper in and out to avoid the prying paparazzi.
The Damage: US$950 ($121 per person for 12).
Let’s Go: For bookings and queries go to www.villagetaways.com.

Avine

Star Most Likely to Check In: Oprah

What: Private two-bedroom house set in its own gardens in the midst of the vineyards and stunning countryside.
Where: Rutherglen wine region, Australia.
Rock Star Factor: Being in Australia, you can’t expect Avine to come with the services of some of the other places in the region. There’s no in-house chef or masseuse, but that’s part of the charm. A gorgeous living area with open plan kitchen and fireplace overlooking a quaint backyard complete with barbeque and large outdoor dining set, mean that after a long day of wine tasting, the house just invites you to sit back and relax over a glass of wine or a good book. One can while away the hours either sitting enjoying the surrounds or exploring the region. Despite being conveniently located two minutes from town, the huge backyard will make you feel hours away from civilization.
Other Bits: Unlike the bigger wine regions in Australia, Rutherglen really comprises of small boutique vineyards and tiny family-run cellar doors. Even if you don’t stay at Avine, the area is worth visiting to getaway from the mass marketing that is rapidly becoming the trend in new world wines.
Why Oprah? This two bedder would perfectly house Oprah and her two dogs, Steadman and Gayle—she could be a homebody and cook up a low-fat storm with local produce (or have her personal chef do it for her), plus we all know how Oprah loves that country manor interior deco look.
The Damage: AUD$800 for two couples for a minimum seven night stay ($238 per person for four).
Let’s Go: 81 Ready St., Rutherglen, Victoria, Australia,
+61 409-414-356.

Bon Ton Resort

Star Most Likely to Check In: Matthew McConaughey

What: Eclectic wooden kampong-style villas that are charming and rustic, but still house all modern conveniences. This is private enough to give you a sense of old school retreat without having to resort to hardcore camping.
Where: Langkawi, Malaysia.
Rock Star Factor: There are only seven private 100-year-old individually designed villas in the entire resort, all of which are facing the pool and lagoon. Expect interesting designer features such as an amazing Japanese style wooden bucket tub in the bathroom of Cahaya Villa. Over at White Frangipani villa the wooden bucket bath tub is outdoors on the deck for that additional bit of luxury. And if that’s all not enough to entertain you, you can hire their Kanangra antique motor yacht to cruise around the islands and soak up the gorgeous scenery.
Other Bits: Bon Ton also supports the local art community. They usually have an artist in residence so you can browse and get your cultural fill while on holiday.
Why Matthew McConaughey? He claims he likes to get back to nature and rough it in his spare time (the man doesn’t even wear deodorant) but let’s face it, with those toy boy looks and that Hollywood lifestyle, who is he kidding?
The Damage: Rooms start from RM490 per night (for villas that house two people) with the Cahaya villa starting at RM850 per night (the villa houses between four to six people) ($105 per person for four at Cahaya Villa).
Let’s Go: Pantai Cenang, Langkawi, Malaysia, +60 4-955-1688.

Private Island

The quintessential guide on how to travel like a rockstar

You know the feeling. You’re shopping furiously away like there’s no tomorrow—determined to find the perfect pair of shoes. And unexpectedly, the hunger pangs hit and there’s nothing more you want to do than chow down on some good grub. That’s when you should hit a fashion cafe for a great two-in-one. Here’s our line-up of some of the coolest fashion cafes around.

Projectshop Café @ Paragon

#03-41/44 Paragon, 290 Orchard Rd., 6735-6765. Open daily 10:30am-10:30pm (last order 9:45pm).

Location: Inside Projectshop Blood Brothers.
Style factor: You’ll feel your hip quotient inch up a notch once you step in this cool, laidback cafe. With muted brown and earth tones, wooden floorboards and a large rack of overseas magazines, everything is tastefully understated.
Food score: The popular P.S. Caesar salad ($16), is well worth the price, as the portion (like everything else), is huge. The poached egg sitting on top of crunchy greens is a nice touch, along with smoked crispy bacon bits and tons of crunchy toasted croutons, all tossed up in a delightful dressing chockfull of grated parmesan cheese. Try the homemade steamed Jaffa pudding ($10.90) that’s drowning in chocolate sauce and a large scoop of vanilla ice-cream. Heavenly.
Crowd: Blonde-haired, bronze-bodied Caucasian ladies, and dressed-down-but-brazenly-cool types.
Service: Excellent—smiley, attentive and friendly.
Overall: A great stop if you want to see and be seen.

Front Row Café

G/F, 5 Ann Siang Rd., 6224-5501. Open Mon-Sat noon-8pm.
Location: On the ground floor of three-storey establishment Front Row—a boutique is on the second floor and an art gallery on the third.
Style factor: The charm of this cafe lies in its eclectic, cozy vibe. A gleaming counter is where salads, sandwiches and sauces are made only when they are ordered—so everything is super fresh and totally tasty. Black and white tiles and mirrors make up the décor.
Food score: The Works ($11.50) is their most popular sandwich. We can see why—hardboiled egg, back bacon, chicken, green apple, tomato and cheese make up the yummilicious filling. Equally delicious are Mozzilla ($10.50) and Waldorf West ($10.50)—open-faced sandwiches with sliced honey roasted ham, and raisins for the latter. But our favorite is the Chicken Terri-Tory (named after I-S’s Creative Editor Terry Ong, $10.50) which is a sweet and irresistible assemble. Crunchworthy salads include Masako ($11.50), a refreshing, nutty salad with crispy rice noodles, and The Terri (also named after I-S’s Ong, $10.50), with a creamy teriyaki dressing.
Crowd: Nearby executives dropping by for lunch.
Service: Friendly and thoughtful.
Overall: A haven for salad fans and sandwich lovers who are into healthy, yummy options.

Island Café

#01-187 TANGS VivoCity, 1 HarbourFront Walk, 6303-8649. Open daily 10am-10pm.
Location: Tucked snugly away in TANGS VivoCity.
Style factor: While TANGS may not be Prada, this new VivoCity outlet is still modern, shiny and huge. Take a break and quaff down some good food to distract yourself from your pressing shopping dilemmas.
Food score: Pretty good, despite a smaller menu than the TANGS Orchard outlet. The tuna otah pizza ($12) is robust and tasty with otah paste and tuna flakes. The pomelo and smoked salmon fettuccine with pink cream sauce ($14) is competent too. But what we really like is the laksa with crayfish ($13), which has just enough spice and is incredibly fragrant, with loads of taupok and fishcakes. If you love bak chor mee (minced pork noodles), guzzle the shitake mushroom and bak chor bolognaise ($11), which is—you guessed it—spaghetti sprinkled with minced pork, onions and shitake mushrooms. Curry freaks will be pleased with the masala curry chicken served with foccacia bread ($12). The curry is yummy, and the bread fresh and soft.
Crowd: We’re sure a healthy base of TANGS diehard fans will frequent this cafe.
Service: Fast, efficient, knowledgeable.
Overall: A more than adequate stop to satiate your squealing stomach.

ESPRIT Café by Canele

#03-100 Centrepoint Shopping Centre, 176 Orchard Rd., 6733-7898. Open daily 10:30am-9pm.
Location: In the recesses of the essential fashion boutique, ESPRIT.
Style factor: Expect quality desserts and bistro fare from the Les Amis folks. This cafe is relatively tucked away, so there’s an air of privacy about it that makes it perfect for you to stir your drink with the cool air of a seasoned shopper. Try to get the window seat.
Food score: Good. The salade Canele ($8.50) makes a fab and light starter with loads of crabmeat. The brioche burger ($9.50) made up of fig compote, chicken breast, tomato and lettuce, is sweetly robust and tasty. Fans of creamy spag will love the mushroom alfredo spaghetti ($12.50), a large serving of mushroomy goodness. The Jupiter ($6.50) a chocolate confection, will promptly skyrocket you to the realm of 100 percent chocolate satisfaction.
Crowd: Tai-tais, Japanese expats and shoppers.
Service: Two ‘Fs’—friendly and fast.
Overall: Pleasant, relaxed cafe with great, affordable food.

Edmund’s Café

#01-09 Orchard Hotel Shopping Arcade, 9711-1922. Open Mon-Sat 10:30am-8:30pm.
Location: This cafe shares the space with a Francis Cheong boutique and Valen Fleur Florist.
Style factor: It’s near Francis Cheong—so think opulent quirkiness. We loved the relaxing ambiance—water feature, loads of plants, etc.
Food score: There are some main courses here too, though the small bites are good enough—the brownie with ice cream ($3.80) is sweet and dense. A must-try is the popular cheese toast ($1.50)—four pieces of warm, cheesy, buttery, crispy toast. The shitake mushroom pie ($3.20) is also light and flaky, and stuffed with shitake mushrooms, peas, carrots and more. The Midnight Blues ($3.90) blueberry cheesecake is pretty solid too.
Crowd: Tourists and expats looking for a spot to bask in the sun, and tai-tais.
Service: Fast and friendly, but it’s a one-man show, so be patient if it gets busy.
Overall: Lovely place to get away from the world with some cafe chow.

Here’s a preview of some of the best local creations on show—you’re seeing it here first.

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1. Pair this sexy yellow blouse with these flowy beige culottes from alldressedup for that immediate, sophisticated look.

2. For a bold and androgynous look, this full-on ensemble by Baylene will wipe out any competition.

3. Every girl needs a little black dress, and this simple yet beautiful creation by Baylene should do the trick.

4. For something more minimalist and chic, look no further than this well-cut side pleated boxy top and bermudas from Burgundy that won’t look out of place on the catwalks or at the beach.

5. Look young and spectacular in this attractive and sporty ensemble by alldressedup.

(Bottom Row, Left to Right)

6. This sexy yellow tube dress with a detachable belt by Desmond Yang from Abyzz easily stops traffic.

7. Featuring exquisite details and a cool collar, this shirt and shorts ensemble by Nicholas is tres chic, with a chinois twist.

8. For a casual evening out with friends, look no further than this simple yet chic blue slip-on knit by alldressedup.

9. This pretty and dainty Ueno by Hiroko Ueno dress evokes Marie Antoinette and a Greek goddess, and is certainly one of the most striking pieces on show.

Raise your hand if you love Bangkok!” was our post on a popular web board recently, and the replies were a bit startling, ranging from, “Absolutely hate it. It’s a chaotic city with lots of criminals, pollution and heartless people,” to “Just so so,” and, “Love is such a strong word. Can I just like it?”

To us, though, Bangkok is like a first love, an old flame—the passion might have faded a bit, but there’s a sentimentality still there you just can’t get out of your head. And since there seems to be so much bad news and negativity out there, on the occasion of BK’s 6th birthday, we thought we would celebrate some of the good and quirky things that make Bangkok such a special place.

1. Street food. No other city comes close to our combination of great taste, low price, variety and convenience. Hungry? There are vendors all over at all hours of the day grilling, frying, boiling, cutting, stirring, seasoning, wrapping and bagging. Bangkok is the best place in the world for street food, period.

2. Chatuchak Market. Aside from the skanky pet zone with its cruel vendors, there’s a lot to love about JJ, which has an incredible range of bargains on offer that make a hot, sweaty trip into this crowded mega market worthwhile. With good haggling skills, you can get a whole new outfit from head-to-toe for less than B1,000. If your sense of orientation is lacking, check out www.jatujakguide.com.

3. Khao San Road. A melting pot of young locals, dek naew, backpackers and strident Bible-preaching farangs, Khao San Road is the ultimate spot for people-watching. It’s also a good place to do some shopping, eat fried bugs, sip on an espresso, get a tattoo and party. (Not necessarily in that order.) And did we mention the Captain Jack Sparrow look-alike? If you see him, tell him we said hi.

4. TCDC. Two thumbs up to the Thailand Creative and Design Center (6/F, The Emporium, 02-664-8448, www.tcdc.or.th) for having brought together a museum, a library and a shopping mall and pulling off the impossible: making throngs of Thais go to art exhibitions. At least something good came out of the Thaksin era.

5. Wang Lang Market. A non-touristy haven for those with good eyes who don’t mind rummaging around for the perfect find, Wang Lang is home to secondhand goodies like cult Adidas sneakers, authentic Lacoste polos and other vintage accessories, all at extremely low prices. Wednesday is the best day to drop by, when most shops bring in their new stuff. When you’re done shopping, refuel at one of the small eateries or food stalls serving tasty chow. (See Taste Trek page 20).

6. House. We love King Naresuan, but does it have to be screened every 15 minutes? That’s where an alternative theater like House (31/8 Royal City Avenue, New Petchburi Rd., 02-641-5177, www.houserama.com) comes in and saves us from the deluge of mainstream releases. They screen quality flicks that can’t make it in the big circuit in an intimate, homey setting. And if you’ve missed any of the films, check out the recently opened Little House DVD shop.

7. Suan Lum Night Bazaar. The spot for after dark shopping (sorry, Patpong), Suan Lum Night Bazaar (Rama 4 Rd., MRT Lumpini) sells the stuff you won’t find at Paragon, and it sells it cheap. For clothes by young local designers or CDs nobody bothers to import, this is the place. Then rest your limbs and feast on soggy pizza and cold beer in the beer garden. For a romantic bird’s eye view of the soon gone market, hop on the giant Ferris wheel. Enjoy it now while you can.

8. Motorcycle Taxis. Yes, their driving is bad for your stress levels, and so is their honking, but their zigzagging skills are often your last chance to get to that appointment at all (forget being on time, this is Bangkok). And hey, it’s nearly as exciting and a lot cheaper than a roller coaster ride.

9. Boats. Taking a boat down the river in the morning is a pleasant way to beat the traffic if your home isn’t blessed with MRT or BTS routes. But it’s not just transportation. Boats are a way of life, and our last connection to our long lost title of “Venice of the East.”

10. Malls. We have more than we need, but we do need some. If Sophie Kinsella plans to continue her Shopaholic series, we highly recommend Bangkok as the backdrop. With so many mega shopping malls well connected together with BTS and MRT, and year-round sales, she’d better wear comfy shoes take a whole month off to cover them all!

11. Thai massage. Don’t you hate it when you are the only inflexible one in a yoga class who can’t reach your feet? We do. That’s why we are so glad to have the trained masseuse do all the poses and stretches for us. For a traditional rubdown, drop by Health Land (Try Sathorn branch, 120 North Sathorn Rd., 02-637-8883, www.healthlandspa.com. Open daily 9am-11pm). Or learn from the experts at Wat Po Thai Massage Medical School (2 Sanamchai Rd., 02-221-2974, 02-662-3533, www.watpomassage.com).

12. Boxing Stadiums. After a long, hard week at work, it’s great to blow off steam and vent out your frustration and stress at a boxing ring. Though you aren’t the one fighting, it’s still fun to root for your favorite contender and be blown away by the explosive speed of feet, hands, elbows and knees. If you’re the delicate type, ripped bodies in small shorts are still a good enough reason to watch our national sport. Book a ringside seat at Ratchadamnoen Stadium (Ratchadamnoen Nok Ave., 02-281-4205, 02-280-1684).

13. Dude/Sweet. When it comes to parties, Dude/Sweet never disappoints. It has attracted hordes of fashion designers, photographers, columnists, indie celebs and dek naew clubbers. All flock to a killer bash with the same mission—to tear down the dance floor. Networking is a bonus. For the next event, visit www.dudesweet.org or www.myspace.com/busypartyboy.

14. Taksura. It’s tucked in a small, unassuming alley. From afar, it appears haunted and the music can sometimes be cheesy. But who cares! This 100-year-old house-turned-bar (156/1 Tanao Rd., 081-818-6256. Open daily 5pm-1am) knows exactly how to please its regulars: tasty pub grub, friendly service and most importantly cheap booze.

15. Gay Culture. Not just gay, but LGBT (lesbian, gay, bi, transgender) culture is everywhere in the capital. There’s so much of it, we can’t even begin to scrape the surface in just a few lines. It would take an entire issue. Come to think of it, it WILL take a whole issue. Keep your eyes peeled for our next special “G” magazine.

16. Patravadi Theater. Synonymous with performing arts, the open-air theater (69/1 Soi Wat Rakang, Arun Amarin Rd., 02-412-7287/8, www.patravaditheater.com) spruces up traditional performances with avant-garde twists to appeal to a wider audience. Feed your belly as well as your mind at its riverside Studio 9 Dining Theater, where every Fri-Sat, 7:30pm onwards, a troupe of performing artist serves up a delightful repertoire to accompany your meal.

17. Joe Louis Theater. Officially known as Naatayasala Hun Lakorn Lek (Suan Lum Night Bazaar, Rama 4 Rd., 02-252-9683-4, www.thaipuppet.com), this puppet theater is the last surviving place in the country where you can still catch a mesmerizing show of this ancient art form. Hurry though, the future of this award-winning troupe is cloudy as the night bazaar is scheduled to become yet another mall.

18. Cheap DVDs. The subtitles usually suck and it’s illegal, but how else are we going to see Borat? In addition to the availability issue, it’s also much easier and more convenient to grab one as you’re walking down Silom on your way home. It’s not just that we’re cheap, really.

19. Don Muang Airport. How can you not love the 93-year-old airport? The place has character. And we’re not huge fans of golf, but where else can you find a course nestled between runways? At the Kantarat Golf Course (171 Viphawadee Rangsit Rd., 02-523-6441. Open daily 6am-5pm), badly dressed men tee off against the deafening engine roars with the smell of jet fuel filling the air.

20. Vimanmek Mansion. Step into the leafy complex of the world’s largest golden teakwood mansion (Ratchawithi Rd., 02-628-6300 ext. 5120, www.vimanmek.com. Open daily 9:30am-4pm) and be transported back into the golden era of King Rama 5. The old palace has western architectural influences mixed with traditional Thai elements for a charm you just can’t beat.

21. Colorful taxis. New York has yellow cabs as an icon of the city, while Hong Kong is filled with red taxis. But here in Bangkok, you can choose a cab according to your favorite color or mood! Plus, compared to other capitals around the world, Bangkok taxis are cheap-cheap—great for people who use them, but not so great for the drivers.

22. Temple Fairs. It may be hard to believe, but yes, modern Bangkok still has temple fairs and we absolutely love them for bringing back memories of the good old Thai ways. One of our favorites is at The Golden Mount (Wat Saket, Chakrapatdipong Rd.) in November around the Loy Kratong festival, where you can hit a shooting booth and win some stuffed dolls.

23. Fairy Lights on Ratchadamnoen. Every year, during the festive season(s), Ratchadamnoen Avenue is elaborately lit up with thousands of fairy lights, making a stroll down the street dreamy and romantic.

24. BTS and MRT. Though still modest in reach, the subway and skytrain have completely changed life in Bangkok. They’re clean, easy to use and the most reliable ways to get around in the city center—plus they take some of the pressure off our traffic jammed roads. They’re also a good place to get phone numbers.

25. H Gallery. Housed in a charming colonial mansion, H Gallery (201 Sathorn Soi 12, near Bangkok Bible College, 081-310-4428, www.hgallerybkk.com) showcases the work of up-and-coming Thai artists who have the potential to go inter.

26. Maruey Knowledge & Resource Center. There’s no excuse not to read anymore as this modern library (1-2/F, The Stock Exchange of Thailand Bldg., Ratchadaphisek Rd., MRT Queen Sirikit Convention Center, 02-229-2063. Open Sun-Thu 8:30am-11pm, Fri-Sat 8:30am-midnight) stays open until late
at night.

27. International Gourmet Dining. In addition to our amazing local food, Bangkok has some world-class restaurants at bargain—by international standards—prices. Not only that, we are able to attract visiting chefs whose restaurants are nearly impossible to get into (or afford) at a fraction of what it would cost in their home countries.

28. Drinking Freedom. We sound like alcoholics, but we appreciate how you can sip a beer as you’re walking down the sidewalk or in a park and not get arrested. And where else can you drink in movie theaters? OK, so there are ridiculous laws regulating the hours you can buy booze (we can understand after 1am, but the afternoon ban is silly), but you can always find a mini-mart or mom-and-pop shop where they’ll sell you a bottle of Sang Som at any hour of the day.

29. Traffic Jams. We all complain about the traffic jams and wish they’d disappear. But when you’re stuck, think of it as your special time—to plug in your Nano, read BK, call up some friends or just daydream. No excuse necessary. Plus, if the traffic started flowing permanently, BKK would be paradise on earth, millions of people would flock to our city and rents would go up.

30. Smart Traffic Signs. Though they aren’t exactly “smart,” they are another distraction for when you’re stuck on the roads. Many capitals don’t have these. We’re so high-tech.

31. Sanam Luang. The huge lawn is an assembly point for people from all walks of life—beggars, middle-class, blue collars—whether for chilling out or for asking for the head of the prime minister. Definitely the place to be for a dose of reality.

32. Samyan Market Foodcourt. Those willing to sacrifice setting and service for big plates of steaks with all the side dishes you want (spaghetti, salads, fries…) on offer for less than B100 shouldn’t miss this favorite haunt of university students.

33. Wat Phra Kaew. We’ve taken this temple for granted for way too long. Mom Juk Mok admitted in BK that he has never been there. Don’t follow his bad example and don’t let the tourists have all the fun. It really is amazing, like nothing else on earth—and it’s right in the middle of the city. Plus, it’s free for Thais!

34. The Grand Palace. Well now that you’re going to Wat Phra Kaew, you might as well do the whole deal. Why don’t you drop by Wat Pho and cross over to Wat Arun while you’re at it. Remember to wear a ridiculous hat and a camera around your neck. It’s fun to be a tourist (See #35).

35. Tuk Tuks. Who doesn’t love being hideously overcharged? Disguised as a tourist, ask them about local temples (all closed for renovation or for today’s special religious holiday), how much it costs to go down the street (B200), or how to get from Democracy Monument to the Grand Palace (a winding path that stops by every jewelry and handicraft store in town). Great for smokers, too.

36. Siam Square. So many shops… so little real choice. Don’t despair, if you don’t want to look like a Siam Square clone, there are ways. Dig deeper, look harder, walk longer, and you will find your look.

37. Accomodating Cops. It’s so nice to have a helpful and understanding police force that saves you the trouble of having to go out of your way to pay a fine at the station when you break the law. Just pay Thailand’s finest right on the spot and be done with the matter. They know how sorry you really are.

38. Beautiful Girls. Sometimes they aren’t even biologically female, but beautiful nevertheless.

39. Beautiful Boys. Sometimes they aren’t even gay.

40. Fat Festival. Heaps of indie icons, fresh-faced artists, a handful of international acts, as well as short film directors, rock it out at this music festival that is expanding its fan base beyond dek naew crowds.

41. The Weather. Unlike other places where you’re at the mercy of the weather, here we have seasons on demand. Feel free to celebrate Christmas on your balcony in a bikini or your summer break in fur and scarf in one of Paragon’s permafrost theaters. You won’t get sick, though you might get locked up.

42. Affordable Plastic Surgery. You can get a new face cheaper than a new car. No insurance, though.

43. Thonglor. For a life that makes soap-ops look like hard-hitting documentaries—if you can afford it.

44. Distribution of Wealth. Pratunam, CentralWorld and Nana are the golden areas for beggars who are said to make around B7,000 a day—no taxes. Are they connected?

45. Everyone Can be Famous. Just put on your chicest, coolest, or weirdest dress and walk around Siam Square, tell the world that You are Here and say Cheeze. Before you know it, you’re in a magazine! As easy as that.

46. Saxophonist on Silom. Against the annoying backdrop of car horns, squealing tires and blaring techno tunes from California Wow, he provides the only sane noise on the street that adds some bounce to your step. Spare the guy some change, please.

47. View From Vertigo. The rooftop restaurant (61/F, Banyan Tree Bangkok, South Sathorn Rd., 02-679-1200. Open daily 6:30-11pm) presents incomparable views of Bangkok skyline that will take your breath away.

48. Parking Attendants. They will miraculously pop up when you’re trying to park and assist you even though you don’t want them to. But people being nice is nice, right?

49. Easy Access to Porn. Especially near our office. Deeweedeeweeseedeesek, anyone?

50. Massage Services. On every block and all hours, even in pub toilets. For happy muscles, not happy endings, of course.

51. BK. We are exclusively available in Bangkok, you know.

Wang Lang Bakery

Just follow the fragrant aroma and you’ll find this bakery packed with many kinds of bread and pizza. The smell alone can get your appetite going.

The deal: A vast selection of breads—both sweet and savory—are on offer. The bestsellers, like shredded pork, sweet buttered buns and ham, often run out quickly, so it’s better to drop by early. You can also grab sandwiches if you want a mini meal.
The price: Sandwiches are B20. Stuffed breads are B35.
13 Trok Wang Lang, 02-866-1649. Open daily 9am-7pm.

Prasert Saimai

Thanks to Prasert Saimai, there’s no need to drive to Ayutthaya for authentic roti saimai (cotton candy wrapped in thin dough). This little stall has been offering the freshly made treats for over 20 years. Uncle Prasert is usually busy and has no time for chit chat. Just grab and go.

The deal: The thin green dough wraps are soft and have subtle pandanus hints, while the cotton candy stays dry for a long time without getting sticky. Roti and saimai is packed in ready-to-grab bags to ensure you get your order faster than at McDonald’s.
The price: B20 per set.
Across from Wang Lang Bakery, 081-633-5102. Open daily 8am-6pm.

Rod Dee Ded

If variety is what you seek, look no further than Rod Dee Ded. This shophouse has a seating capacity for up to 30 and sells khao muu daeng, pork noodles and many more dishes. It has appeared on various TV shows because of its popular fish maw soup.

The deal: Sitting attractively in the cooking booth in the front, the big plates of crispy moo krob and succulent red BBQ pork do a good job of luring hungry diners into the shop. Don’t forget to try the khao kha muu (rice topped with braised pork knuckle and pickle).
The price: B25-30.
333 Trok Wang Lang,02-412-7146. Open daily 6am-5pm.

Khanom Thai (No official name)

This little stall has only one medium-sized table, on which various colorful Thai desserts are on display. It’s fun to play a guessing game and see how many desserts you can identify correctly. Don’t be shy and ask the shopkeeper to explain those unidentified sweet treats. She is more than willing to do so.

The deal: Forget your personal trainer’s advice and feast on the tempting bite-sized khanom Thai. The options change daily, so keep your fingers crossed for your favorite dessert to be available on your visit.
The price: B10-20 for a set.
325/6 Trok Wang Lang, in front of Chai Seng Lee, 08-4675-6203. Open daily 9am-5pm.

“Smoothie shop”

Everyone knows two off-putting things about markets are that they’re hot and crowded. Which is where this smoothie stall with a cute shopkeeper comes in.
The deal: Carrot and orange smoothies feature a harmony of sour and sweet tastes. Iced coffee is also available for those who feel sleepy after a big meal.
The price: B20-30.
Trok Wang Lang. Open daily 8am-6pm.

Saimai Bamee Kiew Goong

Don’t confuse this with Prasert Saimai. Despite what its name suggests, this restaurant doesn’t offer roti saimai, but noodles. The restaurant is normally filled up at lunch with college students and office workers. Don’t expect much from the service, since the staff seem to be frustrated by clients all the time. But fortunately, the delicious noodles can make up for any surly service.

The deal: Its bamee kiew goong (noodles with shrimp dumplings) are the best bet here. The dumplings are juicy with generous shrimp stuffing and are a perfect match for firm noodles. The shop also offers tubtim krob to wash down the meal.
The price: B25-30.
325 Trok Wang Lang, 089-944-8024. Open Daily (closed every other Sunday) 7am-5pm.

Khao Chae Phetchaburi

Khao chae is a rare, traditional, refreshing dish that is usually only available in the summer. But at Khao Chae Phetchaburi you can have this specialty any day.

The deal: Owner Yui is passionate about rare, traditional recipes. She learned the khao chae (jasmine rice in iced fragrant water to be eaten with side dishes) recipe from her family in Phetchaburi province, so you can count on her for an authentic, heat-quenching meal. The stall also offers krong krang (deep-fried sweet dough). And if you visit the stall in the cool season, you will also get a chance to eat look-choob, a sweet, colorful, fruit-shaped dessert.
The price: B20.
Trok Wang Lang.,08-5163-1866. Open Daily 9am-4pm.

Raan Pa Inn (Auntie Inn’s)

109 Trok Wang Lang, 02-412-6901. Open Daily 10am-6.30pm.
Many Isaan dishes are offered in the friendly, no-frills atmosphere. Seats on the ground floor are better, as the second floor is often crowded with office workers.

The deal: Somtam hoi dong (papaya salad with preserved cockle) is the top seller, and serves as a nice alternative for those who don’t like pla raa. You can play it safe and opt for somtam khai khem (papaya salad with salted egg). Grilled pork is good to order if you are on a health kick, since there’s no fat to be seen. Don’t forget to tell the staff if you can’t take the heat, because the saap food here can set your tongue on fire.
The price: B25-50.
Trok Wang Lang.,085-163-1866. Open Daily 9am-4pm.

Guisto

The “employee of the month” award must go to the shopkeeper of this bakery stall. The kind uncle here is very generous, as he will insist on you tasting his cakes, and won’t let you go till you do; a great chance to sample them all!

The deal: There are four or five kinds of old-fashioned, Thai-style cakes on offer daily. So instead of rich, creamy, chocolate cake, you have light and enjoyable items like coffee, sangkaya (Thai egg custard), and coconut cakes. Brownies are also a big seller.
The price: B20 for a pack of cake, B40 for brownie.
Guisto Trok Wang Lang, in front of Amnuey Ice Cream House, 086-030-4142, 02-412-9594. Open Mon-Fri 11am-2pm.

Finnegan’s Irish pub & Restaurant

23/1 Sukhumvit 4, 02-656-8160. Open daily 9am-1am. www.finnegansthailand.com.
This is a snug little bar, cozy and congenial. Authentic Irish breakfasts are served: Enjoy homemade soda bread and white pudding. Pub quiz on Wednesdays. Live Irish music on St. Patrick’s Day.

Hanrahans

12/1 Sukhumvit 4, 02-255-0644. Open daily 10am-1am.
Breaking the mold of other Irish pubs, the newly-opened Hanrahan’s is refreshingly free of stained oak, horse brasses and other “ye olde” trappings. The design is modern and light. Excellent decked rooftop garden. Happy hour 4pm-7pm, daily drinks promotions, pool table and live music every night except Sat.

The Irish X Change

1/5-6 Convent Rd., 02-266-7160/1. Open daily 9am–1am. www.irishxchange.com
Magnificent pub breakfasts (B149, served from 9am-noon) and other hearty fare. Happy hour (Mon-Fri 5-9pm) features B75 pints of Tiger and Heineken, and live bands perform Wed and Fri from 9:30pm. Secretary Night (Thu) offers a host of deals and music by Lee Shamrock.

Shamrock Bar

2/F The Center, Khao San Rd., 02-282-4366. Open daily 6pm-1am.
The nightly live music draws people to the Shamrock Bar, but the real reason to head there is it's the only place on Khao San Road with draft Guinness (B200/pint). And, hey, if you get bored, there’s another bar downstairs.

Get yourself a big brown tote bag (B4,800) from Blue Bovine and a pair of brown sunglasses (B3,890) from Nice Optic.

Super-Borat khaki suit (B2,900), black shirt (B490) and pants (B690) from Carrot.

A gold tie is needed to make it truly freaky in Borat’s unique way. We recommend a cheap one from Wan Variety at only B100.

You can find simple black leather shoes anywhere. These plain black shoes (B1200) from the Parisian shop in MBK will do the trick.

Complete the set with your own fake mustache (see below), fool around with people in the middle of Siam Square and boom…here comes Borat!

DIY: Borat mustache

You’ll need:
- False eyelash adhesive
- Cotton wool pads
- Toothbrush
- Black marker pen

1. Cut up the cotton wool pads into the shape you want.
2. Paint the pieces black with the black marker pen, and wait for them to dry.
3. Fluff up the pads by brushing them carefully with the toothbrush.
4. Apply adhesive on both the pads and your skin. Stick them on.

Info

Carrot: 1/F, Siam Theater, 02-658-3768, 08-1555-5883
Wan Variety: M 43, 3/F, MBK Center, 444 Phaya Thai Rd., 08-1929-7784, 08-9688-5502.
Parisian: B60, 3/F, MBK Center, 444 Phaya Thai Rd., 02-611-8070.
Blue Bovine: G/F, MBK Center, 444 Phaya Thai Rd., 02-686-3741, 08-9125-8105.
Nice Optic: 198 Siam Square Soi 1, 02-251-0654, 02-251-8468. Open daily 10:30am-8pm.

Check out our movie review of Borat

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1. ONE OF A KIND TOY
There’s nothing more cute or cuddly than one of these handmade Maki Squarepatch soft toys. $73 from www.makisquarepatch.com.
Get this if: You’re a softie at heart.

2. HOT SEAT
This gorgeous black rattan chair from Asylum is the piece de resistance for any home. $1,380 from Asylum.
Get this if: You think you have good taste, period.

3. GET YOUR HANDS ON THESE DECKS
In the mood for a card game or two? These beautiful playing cards by David Redman are a must have. Price on application from Vanilla Home.
Get this if: You want to keep up your winning streak.

4. POST BREAK-UP WITH BOYFRIEND FILM
This short film DVD directed by indie queen Zoe Cassavettes about men who drive women crazy is fun and captivating. $70 from Front Row.
Get this if: You’re into all things indie.

5. PIN THIS DOWN
Here’s your last chance to get your hands on this lovely Rosetta brooch from Asylum. It’s the last one in store. $52.50.
Get this if: You’re looking for one of the more affordable cool things around.

6. A TROTTING GLOBE
Never mind that Christmas is over. This limited edition Comme des Garçons snow dome is essential for any collector. $101 from Comme des Garçons Guerilla Store.
Get this if: You’re a self-respecting Comme des Garcons fan.

7. LIGHTS UP
Can’t wait for the real thing? Get your hands on these special Taxi lights by Local designer Casey Chen. $138 from Asylum.
Buy this if: You want to stop traffic.

8. BOOK THIS NOW
Those in the know will tell you that these ultra rare Arkitip books will make or break any hipster. This edition, with free socks designed by Melbourne duo PAM, is the hottest in the series yet. $28 from Basheer Graphoc Books.
Get this if: You don’t want to be left out.

9. SHOE IN
It’s OK if you can’t afford her artworks. This one-off canvas shoe, specially hand-drawn by Singapore-based, French artist Agathe de Bailliencourt is highly coveted. And at $280, it’s pretty affordable too. From Comme des Garçons Guerilla Store.
Get this if: You’re a sneaker pimp.

10. THE TIE THAT BINDS
Can’t get enough of your other half? This lovely neck rest, which comes in a pair, by local designer Aiwei, is cool and collectable. $80 from Asylum.
Get this if: You’re suffering from love or neck fatigue.

11. HUG THIS MUMMY
Skull motifs are all the rage right now, and this bolster cum toy by Japanese label Neighborhood is definitely larger than life. $270 from Ambush/Surrender.
Get this if: You’re looking for a bedside companion.

12. DRINK UP
Shaken or stirred? Have it both ways with this ultra luxurious and ultra gorgeous cocktail shaker from Vanilla Home. Price on application, but be prepared to pay a thousand buckaroos or so.
Get this if: If you’re an aspiring bartender.

13. SOMETHING TO SUCK ON
Be careful where you put your mouth, as this David Redman straw is made from sterling silver, and is
strictly for the well-heeled. Price on application from Vanilla Home.
Get this if: You want to pay lip service.

14. WEDGE YOUR NOSE INTO THIS
We’re lost for words. This “deconstructed” hardcover book by local design collective 10am also works as a door stopper. $89 from Asylum.
Get this if: You’re a book worm, and are into books of any form.

15. COMIC RELIEF
You don’t have to be a comic fanboy to appreciate the coolness of the uber-hip series The Sandman. For $150, you can pick up this awesome hardcover collection at Absolute Comics.
Get this if: You have trouble sleeping or just love your stories with pretty pictures.

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1.NOT FOR GETTING WET IN
Who cares if summer’s here already? This raincoat from Comme des Garçons is the ultimate showstopper. $3,903 from Comme des Garçons Guerilla Store.
Get this if: The weather doesn’t get to you.

2. IT'S NOT AN ORANGE
Whoever thought paper weights could be so eye-catching? This little baby from Vanilla Home is not to be taken lightly. Price on application.
Get this if: You want to weigh yourself down.

3. COTTON ON
Nothing is quirkier or cooler than this Comme des Garçons plastic women’s handbag, designed by French artist Christian Astuguevieille, and adorned with rows of cotton buds (you heard us right). $441 from Comme des Garçons Guerilla Store.
Get this if: Your ears are itching for it.

4. IT'S NOT DETERGENT
This original Dynamo light (termed the Dynaglo) by local designer Casey Chen will light up any room. $98. Email iam@caseychen to purchase.
Get this if: Washing is your thing.

5. MUSIC TO BOOGIE TO
Dance around in style when you put the needle on this cool vinyl produced by French fashion label APC. $40 from Front Row.
Get this if: If you’re a trendy vinyl junkie.

6. KEEP YOUR COINS SAFE
It’s a bird, it’s a plane; no, it’s a coin pouch from uber hip Japanese label Porter. Going for a cool $120 at Ambush/Surrender, this is strictly for the coolest cats in town.
Get this if: You have lots of coins to spare, in which case, you’d probably need one of these.

7. PSYCHEDELIC CULTURE
Ketna Patel’s colorful and effervescent artworks effortlessly fuse elements of East and West. And this piece, entitled “Tailor Made Asia,” is as cool as it gets. Price on application from Michi Artists.
Get this if: You want to spruce up your dull living room.

8. COLLECTIBLE ART
US-BASED KOREAN Rostarr is one of the fastest rising street artists, so this limited-edition silkscreen print by the man, titled “Siamese Antichrist,” is highly coveted. $300 from Ambush/Surrender.
Get this if: You want to up your street cred.

9. KEYED IN
This McQ by Alexander McQueen keychain with a clown motif is eye-catching and outstanding, and certainly, no laughing matter. It also works as a funky necklace. $399 from Blackjack.
Get this if: Clowns make your world go round.

10. HANG THIS AROUND
This one-off necklace by local label Argentum is a bold piece du jour.
Get this if: If you want to support local designers.

11. FROM THE STREETS
No doubt about it. This vinyl figure by streetwear brand Superdeux’s B*Shit is simply da s**t. $50 from Urban Junkie.
Get this if: You want to prove that you’re the bomb.

12. A DOG'S LIFE
Art connoisseurs will let you know that this Yoshitomo Nara battery-operated PupCup, which swirls and twirls, is a must have. $199 from Urban Junkie.
Get this if: You can’t afford paintings by Yoshitomo Nara, which fetches up to seven figures.

13. REST YOUR HEAD HERE
One word rules them all: KAWS. Everything this graffiti artist touches turns to gold, and so is this groovy pillow by KAWS’s new fashion brand Original Fake. $120 from Ambush/Surrender.
Get this if: You’re decorating your living room and looking for something aside from IKEA.

14. ADULT TOY
Ever wanted to play with Christian Bale? Now you can with this 18-inch action figure of Bale from the cult thriller American Psycho. $100 from Absolute Comics.
Get this if: You have a weird fascination for all things Christian Bale or you’re just a very warped kid at heart.

15. SLIP ON THIS
Channel your inner B-boy when you get your hands on this limited-edition skateboard (minus the wheels), designed by acclaimed American visual artist and cartoonist Gary Baseman. $149 from Urban Junkie.
Get this if: You really really can’t skate, but are just into cool things.

Cool Speak

We asked three Singaporeans if they are willing to pay for cool factor.

Agathe de Bailliencourt shoes $280

“The shoes are cool because they’re creative and individualistic. I would buy it because I think it’s worth it. Probably no one would have the exact same pair.” Melissa John, student

“They are so cool!!! I would definitely buy something this unique as they are hand-painted!” Nimin Liao, executive

“These shoes are the coolest! It’s design is so exclusive!” Penny Tan, student

10 AM Doorstopper $80
“Very imaginative; but I wouldn’t buy it because it’s overpriced.” John

“It’s good to see that ‘books’ have other usage after so many years of grilling in school! I would buy it as a gift for someone who will appreciate it.” Liao

“The door stopper is, unique at least, but unnecessary to my needs.” Tan

Neighbourhood Skull cushion $280
“The skull cushion is morbidly funky. It’s unique and a little warped at the same time. I wouldn’t buy it though.
It’s also overpriced.” John

“It’s good as a Halloween gift. Too bad it doesn’t glow in the dark.” Liao

“The skeleton cushion is lame, really.” Tan

Skateboard $149
“It’s a nice decorative piece but I wouldn’t buy it because it doesn’t appeal to me.” John

“I think this is a must for someone who appreciates the art of skate-boarding. I would buy this for an avid collector.” Liao

“It has no wheels, so I don’t see the point.” Tan

Address book

Absolute Comics, #03-13 Parco Bugis Junction, 230 Victoria St., 6333-3193.

Ambush/Surrender, 119 Devonshire Rd., 6732-2744.

Asylum, 22 Ann Siang Rd., 6324-2289.

Basheer Graphic Books, #04-19 Bras Basah Complex, 231 Bain St., 6336-0810.

Blackjack, #01-10/13-15 Forum The Shopping Mall, 583 Orchard Rd., 6735-0975.

Comme des Garçons Guerilla Store, #01-540 Blk. 113, Bukit Merah View, 6224-3226.

Front Row, 5 Ann Siang Rd., 6224-5502.

Michi Artists, 35 Jalan Puteh Jerneh, Chip Bee Gardens, 6479-3736.

Urban Junkie, #02-110 Far East Plaza, 14 Scotts Rd., 6732-8839.

Vanilla Home, 48 Club St., 6324-6206.

Whether it’s Michael Moore or Al Gore, documentaries aren’t just about boring old English guys narrating footage of slow-moving animals anymore. Hard-hitting and often controversial in nature, these documentaries have become a source for heated talking points about what’s going on around the globe—from politics to the environment and even a candid look at the lives of people from all over the world.

The 2nd Singapore Indie Doc Fest (2SIDF) brings together works from some of the most acclaimed independent documentary filmmakers around, as well as insightful talks by established author and filmmaker Andrea Richards. Here’s some of the stuff that you should check out.

Andrea Richards: Focus on Female Directors. As part of International Women’s Day, Richards goes back as far as the 1920’s to take a look at the female pioneers in filmmaking and their invaluable contributions to the craft. Mar 9, 7:30pm. Objectifs Centre for Photography and Filmmaking. (12A Liang Seah St., 6339-7535) $5-7.

That Paradise Will Be Mine. In these religiously sensitive time, this film focuses on the lives of three Dutch women who made the difficult choice to convert to Islam. Mar 9, 8:30pm. The Substation Theater. (45 Armenian St., 6337-7535) $5-7.

Andrea Richards: Directed by Women–Female Filmmakers Today. Continuing the celebration of International Women’s Day, Richards will focus on today’s most talented female filmmakers such as Sofia Coppola, Tamra Davis and Miranda July. Mar 10, 1:30pm. Objectifs Centre for Photography and Filmmaking. Free.

Searching for Sheila. The filmmakers of this film go on a quest throughout Jogjakarta, Indonesia, to find the elusive Indon rock band Shelia on 7. Mar 10, 8:30pm. The Substation Theater. $5-7.

Surviving Beijing. Follow Malaysian Chinese music label Huang Ho, as the this film focuses on the group’s journey to China to break into the international market. Mar 10, 8:30pm. The Substation Theater. $5-7.