“All too mortal, a film that dies long before its time.” Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel

“Immortals doesn’t lack a sense of wonder. You spend most of the film wondering why they bothered making it.” Dave Golder, SFX Magazine

“Where are the gods of Olympus when you need them? I ask on behalf of Immortals, because mere mortals were apparently not able to create a movie that actually made sense.” Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times

“We can only wonder how much less fighting there would be if these warriors could just find some other hobbies.” Matt Pais, RedEye

“The pity is that Tarsem’s intelligence doesn’t connect his cinematic eye to his narrative mind. The director’s visual gift is like a brilliant retina, detached.” Richard Corliss, TIME Magazine

“When Hyperion says of one character, ‘His pain has just begun,’ you know exactly how he feels.” Ty Burr, Boston Globe

“An impeccably dressed yawnfest.” Dustin Putman, DustinPutman.com

Party Animal

CK One Shock’s spice and tobacco musk is great for indie hotties with an attitude. B2,650.

Football Captain

Davidoff Champion Energy, an unstoppable tangy, grapefruity scent to go with his buffness. B2,800.

Cool Exec

If he likes to stand out from the crowd, then get him Hugo Boss Just Different, an icy cool mint fragrance. B2,700.

Goody Two-shoes

Give your pretty boy the sensation of freedom and simplicity with the warm oceanic scents from Giorgio Armani’s Acqua Di Gio Pour Homme. B3,200.

Sex Magnet

Gucci Guilty Pour Homme Intense is bound to get him sexed up with its notes of lemon, coriander and lavender. B3,150.

Just like Scotch and Irish whiskeys, bourbon must comply with a number of rules to be legally considered a bourbon:
• It must be made in the USA, though almost all famous distillers are in the state of Kentucky. In fact, the name comes from Bourbon County, Kentucky.
• It must be made largely with Indian corn. Some small percentage of barley, wheat or rye is permissible.
• The alcohol must be aged in new oak barrels that have been charred on the inside. For a bourbon to be considered straight, no colorings or flavors should have been added, and it must have been aged for at least two years.
• Bourbons labeled blended have added colorings and flavors.

Here are some bottles readily available in Bangkok.

Maker’s Mark
B1,299 at Tops

Pretty standard at bars in Bangkok, Marker’s Mark is a relatively cheap go-to option. It’s double-distilled in copper pots and, instead of rye, uses red winter wheat in the grain mix, making it less harsh and spicy. Instead it’s got a lot of fruit going on, along with ginger and oak.

Jim Beam Black
B999 at Tops
Aged a whopping eight years, this whiskey has got a lot of body and big caramel, vanilla and oak flavors. Decent for sipping, though you might want to dilute it with a splash of water or a large ice cube.

Heaven Hill
B565 at Emporium Wine Cellar
Cheap and still reasonably smooth, Heaven Hill has a decent amount of rye in the blend and a sweet, caramel finish.

Woodford Reserve
B2,100 at Emporium Wine Cellar
The official whisky of the famous Kentucky Derby, Woodford Reserve touts itself as craft bourbon. They use limestone water, a very high percentage of rye in their grain mix (18%) and copper pots imported from Scotland for their distillation process. The end result is smooth and spicy whiskey with notes of chocolate.

“A home invasion thriller that may set a record for the number of times the characters point loaded pistols at one another’s heads.” Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

“Trespass is a crime, and so is this movie.” Christopher Tookey, Daily Mail [UK]

“When he’s not yelling, Cage for some reason speaks as if he has peanut butter in his mouth.” Matt Pais, RedEye

“As terrible movies go, it’s not unentertaining—once you surrender to its trashmeister idiocy.” Trevor Johnston, Time Out

“Addled by uninspired dialogue and hammy plot twists, it could have used some anti-corporate demonstrators looking for economic parity to add interest.” Tom Meek, Boston Phoenix

“An overheated mess, a thriller with no thrills that allows everyone involved to play up their worst tendencies.” Brian Tallerico, HollywoodChicago.com

“It’s a strange variety of entertainment that hooks you throughout and then leaves you nothing but glad that it’s over.” Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle