Directed by Ami Canaan Mann; Starring Sam Worthington, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chloe Moretz and Jessica Chastain.

“On more than one occasion, scenes just don’t seem to fit right, as if an editing-room scuffle had left some crucial connective tissue on the floor.” Nick Schager, Slant Magazine

“Like the Texas City killer’s plans, something’s gone terribly wrong.” Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times

“Director Mann does a fine job in presenting a bleak, matter-of-fact police procedural TV pilot. Only problem is, Texas Killing Fields was not made for television." Staci Layne Wilson, Horror.com

“It’s a procedural without structure. It’s a mood piece with no definable mood. It’s a thriller without clear villains or even threats.” Brian Tallerico, HollywoodChicago.com

“Just uses a spooky atmosphere and fractured style to disguise the fact that it’s actually covering quite familiar territory.” Frank Swietek, One Guy’s Opinion

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Directed by Andrew Niccol; Starring Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy

“In Time is the cinematic equivalent of the stoned dude at the party who comes up with one barely interesting ‘what if’ scenario, then proceeds to nudge us repeatedly until we express to them the extent to which they have blown our mind.” Simon Miraudo, Quickflix

“Despite a terrific concept that could make for an Inception for 2011, we get Logan’s Run meets Robin Hood. And not the good parts.” Scott Bowles, USA Today

“Time really is money, people. Invest in neither here.” Liz Braun, Jam! Movies

“More irritating for what it should have been than satisfying for what it is.” Andrea Chase, Killer Movie Reviews

“In Time starts out with one of the best sci-fi premises in recent memory, and then does nothing with it.” Joshua Tyler, Giant Freakin Robot

“A movie so consistently flat-footed, with pauses between lines of dialogue so vast, that you begin to wonder if the whole thing might be a psychological experiment of some kind.” Diana Stevens, Slate

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Sixteen Candles

Pop quiz: What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of 1995? The first Toy Story? Or perhaps (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? Maybe you get all misty-eyed about a certain revolutionary new Windows operating system, the founding of ebay or the invention of the DVD. Perhaps you still mourn the death of Dean Martin, Ginger Rogers or Eazy-E. Whatever your memory of it is, 1995 seems like an awfully long time ago.But you want to know something strange? Nothing’s changed since then. At least it seems that way.

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Pop quiz: What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of 1995? Whatever your memory of it is, 1995 seems like an awfully long time ago. But you want to know something strange? Nothing’s changed since then. At least it seems that way.

Warmly Yours

To: All of You [mailto: allofyou@youknowwhoyouare.com]From: Us, the maligned many, the frustrated hordeSent: Frequently, until you change your waysSubject: The New Rules of EmailWe figure we should give you this heads up now, since it’s probably only a matter of time before all of Singapore is sharing the same office.

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We figure we should give you this heads up now, since it’s probably only a matter of time before all of Singapore is sharing the same office. Not that we’re looking to get into the start-up game, but cost-cutting and downsizing being what it is, we’re assuming sweatshop won’t be such a dirty word in 2012.

Grand Plea

Has the novelty of F1 finally worn off? With the race coming only days after scientists announced they may have found particles travelling faster than the speed of light, throwing our understanding of the entire universe into question, Sebastian Vettel’s 300km/hour begins to sound a little tame. The papers tried their hardest to stoke interest, but when you’re reduced to talking about the number of extra hotel beds filled over the weekend, there’s a tendency for your readers to…well…fall asleep.

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2011 Sep 29 - 23:00
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Has the novelty of F1 finally worn off? There’s at least one more year left on the current contract though, so the question is how to raise excitement levels next time around?

Directed by Olivier Megaton; starring Zoe Saldana, Michael Vartan and Callum Blue

“The movie is like a lady who can’t choose between two suitors: the campy and fun one, or the serious and cliché one.” Grae Drake, Movies.com

“There are some early comic moments that have you laughing along with the movie, but eventually the clashing tones and preposterousness just have you laughing [at it].” Mike Hale, New York Times

“We all love a steamy pile of frivolous nonsense now and then, but it has to move quickly or we lose interest, like a joke that stops being funny.” Eric D. Snider, Film.com

“Deprived of details, Megaton expects us to subsist on action alone, but it’s not enough to fill the void left by the absence of story.” Thomas Leupp, Hollywood.com

“Possibly worth seeing if you are 13.” Nick Pinkerton, Village Voice

“Megaton blows things up, demolishes a fruit market, and throws in some parkour foot-chases as if he’s completing a checklist.” Wesley Morris, Boston Globe

“The star’s dangerously low weight is only the start of its problems.” Rob Vaux, Mania.com

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Directed by Lone Scherfig; starring Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess

“Without the interior monologues that gave the novel’s characters more substance, it feels more like a perfume commercial than a story.” Nell Minow, Beliefnet

“This tear-jerking twaddle, adapted by David Nicholls from his 2009 bestseller, is nearly as bad as Anne Hathaway’s British accent, which is heading for infamy.” Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

“It suffers from a casting error in one of the two leads and its director seems to have contemplated three or four different endings and then just thrown up her hands and decided to include all of them.” Chris Hewitt (St. Paul), St. Paul Pioneer Press

“The movie lumbers from one insufferable moment after another. But at least the title’s accurate: it seems like you’re sitting there for 24 hours.” Kimberly Gadette, Willamette Week

“In one scene, we are told a boyfriend of Anne Hathaway’s character left. At that point, I’m envious. How come he gets to leave and I have to stay?” Gary Wolcott,
Tri-City Herald

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Always Take the Weather With You

The “mysterious grey fog” that descended upon Choa Chu Kang last week is being blamed on people burning incense paper for the Hungry Ghost Festival. Even the NEA was called in to confirm that no smoke plumes were visible by satellite. That’s two years running that CCK has been blanketed with a haze around this time of year. We guess those ghosts just like their food smoked…To judge by the overexcited headlines though, we’re all craving a bit more variety in our weather patterns.

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2011 Aug 18 - 23:00
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Year-round sunshine and rain you can set your clock by are now simply too predictable for our increasingly cosmopolitan, connected citizens. Perhaps we need to take meteorological affairs into our hands a bit more often. Creating fog out of paper money is just the start of it.

Directed by Tom Hanks; starring Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Bryan Cranston

“Larry Crowne has Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts and a good premise and a colorful supporting cast, but what it doesn’t have is a reason for existing.” Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

“Larry Crowne is made precisely for people like Larry Crowne.” Stephen Himes, Film Snobs

“Words like ‘gentle’ and ‘sweet’ were undoubtedly tossed around by the folks who made Larry Crowne. I wonder if they ever got around to ‘boring?’” Chris Hewitt, St. Paul Pioneer Press

“Larry Crowne makes losing your job, your car and your house look like the greatest thing to happen to a middle-aged man.” Christian Toto, What Would Toto Watch

“Next semester, the stars should drop Speech 217 and enroll in Chemistry 101—they dearly need some.” Rick Groen, Globe and Mail

“This is like a well-worn vintage dress: comfortable but a little threadbare.” Nigel Floyd, Time Out

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Directed by Michael Bay; starring Shia Labeouf, John Malkovich, Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson

“Marveling at its grotesque gigantism doesn’t make this two-and-a-half-hour-long movie any less dull.” Dana Stevens, Slate

“In the future, maybe Bay should abandon using a screenwriter altogether and just fill up 90 minutes with disconnected images of robo-carnage.” James Berardinelli, Reelviews

“Being able to go to the movies and not think is fine—but that’s different from going to a movie that assumes you can’t think.” Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger

“There’s no doubt it could have been much worse. It could have been Transformers 2.” Henry Fitzherbert, Daily Express

“Mindless escapist fare designed with the attention-deficit millennials in mind.” Kam Williams, Newsblaze

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