Some gals like to do it every few weeks, but for most of us the concept of a full Brazilian wax is a little daunting (although strangely intriguing). And the idea of a Boyzilian, where they go full sack, back and crack? Forget it. To get to the root of the issue, we sent two virgin guinea pigs (anonymously) to STRIP Co-Ed to have a “Triple X” treatment and get (almost) everything taken off.

THE BRAZILIAN (THE GIRLS)

So how was it having someone poke around down there?
The staff were great; they were calm and collected when dealing with my nerves, and their sense of humor really helped too, their professionalism was faultless. Plus she was fast; it was over in 30 minutes.

Can you wear underwear during the process?
No. Not for a Triple X Brazilian.

Is there any strange or acrobatic position you have to be in for a successful strip?
I was basically spread eagle.

What was it like when the first strip was pulled? Does it get easier or does the pain just build up?
Like “aagh!” No, each strip is just a moment of shock, disbelief and sting.

What is worse: The pain, the hot wax or the discomfort of the stickiness?
The pain is in the ripping out of the hairs. The wax is not hot, just warm.

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being natural childbirth), how would you rate the pain?
For some areas it’s just a six, for the more delicate areas it’s an eight.

Does the pain last after the treatment or is it just at the moment of extraction?
The pain is very temporary.

Did they poke into every crevice and separate any cheeks?
Yes, if you’re going for the Triple X or the “Full Monty,” be prepared to be poked and “separated.”

What was it like immediately afterwards? Could you walk and sit down, jump and dance?
I was fine, but sex and swimming were not options.

Was there any annoying after effect, like swelling, burning or itching?
Some rawness. I looked like a plucked chicken. I felt very “bare” afterwards.

How long did it take for your skin to return to normal?
A full 24 hours.

Does it make you feel sexier?
The smoothness is nice, but I didn’t like looking at myself in the mirror—I look too “exposed.” I prefer the air of mystery some bush provides.

Did it improve sex?
I did enjoy the “cleanliness” provided.

How was the regrowth process?
No problem, although the look is a bit mangy. It began resprouting within nine days.

Will you succumb to a waxing again?
I would do the Single X wax next time, but not the Triple X. It’s too in ya face for me.

THE BOYZILIAN (THE BOYS)

So how was it having someone poke around down there?
The staff were good humored, knowledgeable and professional, making me feel comfortable and in good hands.

Can you wear underwear during the process?
No, it’s just me and my birthday suit.

Is there any strange or acrobatic position you have to be in for a successful strip?
When they waxed my scrotum and crack. I had to hike my knees up to my chest, clasp my ankles, and bare all.

What was it like when the first strip was pulled? Does it get easier or does the pain just build up?
The first strip feels like multiple ant bites, small sharp stings, then a numbing sensation.

What is worse: The pain, the hot wax or discomfort of the stickiness?
It was a toss up between the pain and the hot wax. At times the wax was too hot, thus adding to the discomfort when stripping.

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being kicked in the nuts), how would you rate the pain?
Four (having a one-year-old stand on your nuts).

Does the pain last after the treatment or is it just at the moment of extraction?
The sharp pain does not stay for long. It’s the swelling of the skin that stays.

Did they poke into every crevice and separate any cheeks?
Yes, and you have to lend a hand too.

What was it like immediately afterwards? Could you walk and sit down, jump and dance?
Sore and uncomfortable. Forget about having sex.

Was there any annoying after effect, like swelling, burning or itching?
There is slight swelling and discomfort.

How long did it take for your skin to return to normal?
About three days.

Does it make you feel sexier?
No, not really, but I feel braver for having tried it and it’s kind of nice to be smooth again.

Did it improve sex?
“Somewhat” would be the most honest answer, but it’s psychological and not sensational.

How was the regrowth process?
Hair regrowth was normal, but new follicles returned within a week, so if you take into account the pain, it’s hardly worth the effort.

Will you succumb to a waxing again?
No. Only once for the experience, thank you. I’m not into S&M.

From The Lips of The Experts

So is there a way to ease the pain but still achieve that smooth finish? Strip therapist Phau Lee Lan recommends that your pubes should be at least 0.5 cm long for the best results. There’s no special underwear you should don for your appointment, but just don’t plan to do any sun tanning or go to the sauna afterwards, as the area will be vulnerable for at least 24 hours. For best results, Phau suggests waxing should be done monthly.