13. Nestle Extreme Passion (B37)

The only extreme passion we feel after eating this is a passion to never to eat another one. 
 

12. Glico Panapp grape (B25)

Weird name, weird smell, weird taste, weird everything.
 

11. Glico Palitte milk and white chocolate (B35)

The too-sweet ice cream gets worse thanks to the white chocolate case. 
 

10. Wall’s Cornetto Royale Black Forest (B26)

Best cone hands down. The ice cream? A strange washed-down chocolatey taste, especially covered with cream and that overly artificial cherry sauce.
 
 

9. KitKat (B30)

Sticking a KitKat finger into some chocolate ice cream wins zero points for originality. It’s amazing how this ever made it to market. 
 

8. Glico Seventeen Ice Mint (B20)

Toothpaste in the shape of a popsicle. We feel like we just ate chocolate after brushing our teeth. 
 
 

7. Glico Palitte milk and dark chocolate (B35)

Don’t be put off by the dog-dirt-in-a-cup vibes. The chocolate tastes great with the sweet ice cream—until you get to the cardboard cone. 
 

6. Glico Giant cone cookie (B25)

Glico really need to work on their cone game—it tastes like you left part of the packaging on. It’s also really sweet compared to the dark chocolate version (see below). 
 

5. Nestle Eskimo Double Orange Flavor (B10)

Whoever came up with disguising orange jelly as a banana is awesome. The world definitely needed this. 
 

4. Wall’s Magnum Vanilla and Chocolate (B42)

B42 is big-league pricing in this test, and the creamy vanilla ice cream and rich, smooth chocolate shell let you know it. 
 

3. Glico Giant cone dark chocolate (B25)

Nuts, dark chocolate, vanilla ice cream—everything makes sense here.
 

2. Wall’s Ovaltine (B10)

Take a flavor people like, turn it into ice-cream, put it on a stick, charge nothing.  
 

1. Nestle Milo Chocolate Malt (B18)

Milky and not too sweet. Glico, this is who you need to copy.
 

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