Date yourself.

Single? Don’t worry, here’s where to have fun this Valentine’s (away from all the lovebirds).

Valentine's Day Storytelling

Instead of ranting about your ex on Facebook, join this event where you can actually do it on a microphone in front of a bar full of people, and get a free drink for it!

Bar Savoy, 72 Courtyard, 1-2/F, 72 Sukhumvit Soi 55, 02-392-7636. Open daily 6pm-2am

Valentine’s Speed Dating

Ten random women and 10 random men endure 10 rounds of chitchat while taking 10 shots of gin—one each round. With live music from Gene Kasidit, who will also be the host for the night.

Evil Man Blues, 72 Courtyard, G/F, 72 Sukhumvit Soi 55, 02-392-7740. Open daily 6pm-2am

Hair of the Dog

Tell the staff that you’re single and enjoy There’s A Tear In My Beer promotion with 50-percent off on all taps at both branches. Special (strong) Valentine’s Day cocktails will also be available at Phrom Phong.

2/F, Mahatun Plaza, 888/26 Phloen Chit Rd., 02-650-7589

593/27 Sukhumvit Soi 33/1, 02-258-1461

It's Just Valentine's Day, Don't Panic!

Single people, when you get your bill, you will get two shots of gin. In the meantime, if you come as a couple you only get one shot to share, since you have already found your other half. Bleugh.

Just A Drink Maybe, 44/3 Thonglor Soi 1, 02-023-7285. Open Tue-Sun 5pm-1am

Sorry, I'm Single

Celebrate "Singles Awareness Day (SAD)" at this “anti-Valentine’s Day" for people with a true love for drinking.

Mejico, 2/F, Groove at CentralWorld, Rama 1 Rd., 02-252-6660. Open daily 11am-midnight; Fri-Sat11-1am

Show Us That "It's a Match!"

Those desperate last-minute Tinder dates may have just the perfect bar to go to. Show the bartender that you guys actually matched on Tinder, order one drink and get one free glass of bubbly.

The 88, 88 Surawong Rd., 087-663-1365. Open Mon-Sat 5pm-1am

I'm Single, So What?

Get hammered on their free-flow bar from 8-9pm. After that, all V-Day signature cocktails “with surprise twists” are B300 all night.

Woo Bar, Lobby/F, W Bangkok, 106 Sathorn Rd., 02-344-4000. Open daily 9am-midnight