Se7en1nch
Size does matter, and with a name like Se7en1nch, the bar and grub joint wins hand down in the raunchy name department. However, the only kinkiness you’ll find here is pole dancers showing just a bit of flesh. Nothing much to drool at. Founded by Crazy Elephant’s boss Keef Ong, the joint is notorious for their long list of absinthe laced drinks—probably the only thing that’s sizeable.
#01-16 Clarke Quay, 3B River Valley Rd., 6338-8776. Open Fri-Sat 11pm-6am.

Does Your Mother Know?
A “men’s” favorite hangout, the bar's name hints cheekily at undisclosed lifestyle preferences. For eccentric divas, queer folks and just about anyone bent on having a good time, DYMK is the joint of choice. Try their potent house specials like Mommie’s Temper, Mother Knows, Mother Doesn’t Know and Flower Power.
41 Neil Rd., 6224-3965. Open Sun-Thu 7pm-midnight; Fri 7pm-1am; Sat 8pm-2am.

Hookers Bar & Grill
Don’t be deceived by the name; the bar and grill venue is neither run by pimps, nor does it boast a stable of hookers. Though situated in Singapore’s seediest area, Desker Road, the joint is rather cozy with laidback music and unassuming décor, and it serves up a commendable offering of Mexican, Western and African cuisine.
120 Desker Rd., 8111-0883. Open Sun-Wed 3pm-midnight; Thu-Sat 3pm-1am.