Beholden as we are to a calendar telling us when to have sex, BK has compiled a list of Valentine's Day events for both people excited to share their love on this special day (freaks) and people who think Claudius II did nothing wrong. Valentine’s Day—despised by both the alone and spoken for—is, for reasons no one can explain, back. We'll be updating every Thursday, so stay tuned. 

Single or Taken 

This party doesn’t care what your situation is—single, coupled, looking for a third, whatever. They’ll have sexy dance shows, signature cocktails, photo booths, and, as the dress code is sexy and trendy, best costumes get prizes. More info here, View Bangkok Rooftop Bar & Restaurant

Single No Long

This, depending on how you look at it, is your chance to meet “the one” at an event where you’ll get at least 15 different matches, or, conversely, get rejected by at least 15 different people. The dating event entry includes two complimentary drinks and canapés. More info here, Bangkok Trading Post

Love at Denkushiflori

Look, there are going to be a lot of places bilking you for a table on Valentine’s Day, so maybe you should go somewhere the food is actually good. Denkushiflori is a Top Tables No.29 winner serving up Japanese and French fare. It’s intimate bar dining, low light, and genuinely good food. More info here, Denkushiflori

Galentine’s

This “sisters before misters” event runs from 4-8pm the day after Valentine’s day, and there are no boys allowed. Organized by Gynspire, the event will include yoga, art workshops, women-owned businesses, games, open mic, and a clothes swap. More info here, Union Space Thonglor

The V-Day Show

Skip the fancy restaurants and head down to Bangkok’s best dive bar for live music from Shane Palko and the Chakra Shakers. Go early and grab a table if you want to sit with your boo. More info here, Fatty’s Bar and Diner

Rooftop Valentine’s Dinner

Public House in Phrom Phong is putting on a spread from 5-10pm for V-Day that includes a sharing dinner with two starters, two mains, two desserts, and a bottle of “something special” on their upstairs rooftop. More info here, Public House

Valentine’s Bass

For Valentine’s Day, the Irie isn’t slowing down for the holiday, with music from Dag. This night gives a free drink with entry for those flying solo, and those in a couple get in for B100. More info here, Irie

Cupid’s Rooftop Rendezvous

Cupid is actually part of the Roman pantheon so at least somewhat responsible for beating St. Valentine to death and cutting his head off. Take from that what you will. With a classic traffic light party—red, yellow, and green to represent your situation—this mixer There will be free drinks to help you break the ice, games to keep the conversation going, and, of course, rooftop views. More info here, The Hive Thonglor
 

Valentine’s Romance Celebration

At the Cooling Tower above Carlton, in addition to table packages with a four-course menu, this event will feature a Valentine's welcome drink, a bouquet, and a free Polaroid photo of the evening. More info here, Cooling Tower

Cupid’s Night

This night at Mojjo Rooftop Bar will feature a special a la carte menu and live DJ performances. It’s being billed as a spot for singles, so this might be a spot to pick up someone new. More info here, Skyview Hotel Bangkok

Much Love Special 

Starting at 4pm, a collaboration from Rom Rom, Mixmag Asia, and BCR, this event will feature their vintage and vinyl market alongside bites, pop-up tattoos, and a wide range of DJs and artists playing throughout the evening and lighting by the Human Spectrum crew. More info here, The Warehouse

Jazz, Dine, and Sparkle

On level 32 of the Millenium Hilton, they’re putting a little romance on their normal night with smooth jazz and deals for couples starting at B9,000 per table, but you B15,000 gets you a bottle of bubbly. More info here, Threesixty Jazz Lounge

Valentine’s Weekend at Sababa

Running from Feb 13 to Feb 16, Sababa is featuring the “Love Ballad of a Menu” for couples. With two seatings per day, the sharing style menu starts at B3,900 and a la carte options are available. More info here, Sababa 

Wild For You

Over at Bitterman off Saladaeng, they’re putting on their "Wild For You" set menu for two from Chef Napon Pattarapong. Expect Wagyu flat iron steak, dry aged duck, and red mullet. They will also have special table decorations and a curated playlist. More info here, Bitterman

Meatchop Valentine’s

This one’s for a couple of carnivores. The Meatchop Butcher & Spirits will be bringing out steak au poivre, yellowtail crudo, and red prawn ravioli for a special Valentine’s day event, featuring a set menu at B3,700. More info here, The Meatchop Butcher and Spirits