1. Your to-do list, plus your pet
Who cares when you plan to eat or poop, or when your cute new puppy does for that matter.

2. Bangkok traffic
No need to rant. We all live here we know the situation. Let’s make it more useful by actually telling people which road you’re stuck on so people can avoid it.

3. Real-time movie/play critique
A: You’re in the theater. Behave! Turn it off. B: Don’t spoil it for those who haven’t seen it yet.

4. Twitter
We know Twitter is great. That’s why we’re using it. You don’t need to remind us again.

5. Some ridiculously vague/abstract message
We’re not you. We don’t understand what the hell you’re talking about. We don’t care.