“Twilight isn’t a saga, it just sags.” Steve Persall, St. Petersburg Times

“The tagline states, ‘Forever is only the beginning ...’ After viewing this lifeless pap for mere minutes, we realize that it’s not a slogan at all. It’s a warning.” Kimberly Gadette, Doddle

“This latest Twilight is a freakish hybrid: part medical horror, part cheesy Victoria’s Secret catalogue shoot.” Kate Muir, Times [UK]

“Like almost all actresses, [Kristen Stewart] believes pregnant women rub their baby bumps unceasingly.” Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

“Twilight is to real horror as cotton candy is to real food, but only if the cotton candy is spun out of arsenic and crystal meth.” Drew McWeeny, HitFix