“It’s never quite clear what the relationship between Jack and Angelica is. Sometimes it’s love, sometimes it’s hate; it probably depended on who was writing the script that day.” Tom Long, Detroit News

“This installment is better than the last two, in the way that a broken leg is better than a punctured lung.” Jim Lane, Sacramento News & Review

“Depp, grimacing, edges in and out of the action and seems irrelevant and bored most of the time.” David Denby, New Yorker

“Marshall deserves props for putting the ‘show’ back into the Pirates business. But face it, he’s polishing a giant turd.” Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

“Cutlasses flash, music swells, mast sways, critic yawns.” Kyle Smith, New York Post