When a joke fails: Sweat

Stupidest trend: Trousers

Scared of: My mum

Favorite audience: Drunk, dinner suits and party blowers

As a child you wanted to be: A priest. Then I realized it was just the “stage” and the microphone

In 20 years: I still won’t have untangled my iPod headphones.

On a night out: I'm the first to leave and stay sober

Last lie: See above

Rule for life: “Just one more...go on!”

First job: Let you know when it happens

Idol: My mum

Reading: Playboy

Favorite sound: Own voice

(Would like to be) Remembered as: The bloke who was the MC.