Why did former City Harvest treasurer Chew Eng Han say Sun Ho’s success is a scam?

a. He’s secretly jealous of her pop stardom.

b. He’s secretly in love with her.

c. He saw Ho’s “China Doll” video and thinks there oughta be a law against such indecency.

d. He finally realized that bankrolling a hip hop career is probably not the best use of church funds.

What did Stefanie Sun do at McDonald’s that made such a splash on the blogosphere?

a. She asked that her Big Mac be served without the bun.

b. She cut line, sending little miss and mister kiasus into a mad tizzy.

c. She failed to meet the dress code.


Why were Singaporeans recently sent back from the immigration checkpoint at Batam?

a. They were taking too many disruptive selfies.

b. They were nudists.

c. They opened their mouths to speak.
 

Why was our unofficial national mascot Hello Kitty sent into space aboard the Japanese satellite Odoyoshi-3?

a. To recover from a hip replacement surgery—she’s 40 after all.

b. To relay the messages of Earthlings to galaxies far, far away.

c. It’s where she belongs.


According to a recent news story in The Straits Times, Minister Shanmugam said there was an excess of lawyers in Singapore. How does he suggest they occupy themselves?

a. By suing their parents for emotional damages

b. By suing monologue-prone taxi uncles

c. By helping on government defamation suits

d. By becoming performance artists
 

What kept Singaporeans awake in the month of August?

a. SingTel’s rate hike for monthly mobile subscriptions—and Star Hub is probably next

b. Indigestion from the 10,000 moon cakes they’ve eaten this month

c. Something about CNN…no wait, CPF. CDC? Something like that.

d. All of the above—and then some