Look, there’s nothing wrong with motorcades, per se; it’s very important that important people and politicians get to where they’re going faster than the rest of us. After all, time is money, particularly if you’re headed to the mall to loyally help boost our economy. Anyway, we shouldn’t blame these poor souls for the traffic jams these convoys cause. No, that’s down to the boys in brown, who apparently don’t know what they’re doing. Or didn’t know, as a new scheme announced by the traffic police commissioner promises to finally train them “in the proper ways of driving motorcycles, balancing, signal hand signs, leading and overtaking other vehicles.” We’re slightly worried that they didn’t know how to drive motorcycles before but, hey ho, at least we’ll understand that the policeman is waving at us for a reason the next time we’re stuck in a horrific tailback.