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Campaign promises
Vote Pheu Thai and you’ll get to ride the MRT and BTS for 20 baht, no matter how far you’re going. Vote Democrat, and you’ll be able to reach China or Malaysia on high-speed trains (they’re planning on 12 rail lines with a total distance of 509 kilometers to be precise). Then again if you want your kid to get a free tablet device—and free Wi-Fi—you should really pick Pheu Thai. Or would you rather get a 25 percent wage hike? Vote Democrat! Oh, sorry, that’s only for minimum wages. In any case, and no matter who ends up winning, sounds like it’s going to be Christmas every day for the next four years.