1. The best roast duck in town is definitely at Prachak...

2. Or maybe it's Saen Yod Potchana? No-one can quite decide.

3. There’s no good coffee until Sathorn.

4. Big-haired aunties in BMWs get right of way at Jok Prince.

But, of course, it's well worth the wait.

5. Under no circumstances should you take a taxi to work...

6. Though the boats are as full as buses during rush hour.

Photo: Connie Ma

7. Every so often you might bump into a pop-up cinema...

Photo: Nathan Johnson

8. Or a turkey on the loose.

9. Mahaset’s Indian restaurants taste better than they smell (or look)...

Pictured: BBQ Delight

10. But half of them never seem to open.

11. Just because the shutters are closed doesn’t mean Speedy Grandma or Soy Sauce Factory isn’t bouncing.

Photo: Speedy Grandma

12. The rockabilly bouncer at Soulbar is the cool dad you never had.

13. Sathorn Unique is full of more Chinese tourists than ghosts.

Credit: MangKorn Jirapan

14. The General Post Office is for weddings and fashion shows, not mail.  

15. There's never not a sale out the front of Robinson Bangrak. 

16. From Si Phraya junction to Silom junction, there’s like one 7-Eleven. And it doesn’t sell cigarettes or booze.

"No smokes and no beer make Homer go something something..."

17. And there’s only one place you can get a drink after 1am. But good luck Googling its name.

18. This is actually one of the less creepy-looking dentists.

"Dental plan!' 

19. That moment when the BTS carriage lights turn off and you realize you’re almost home.