Where Singaporeans Really Have Sex

Singaporeans are not particularly adventurous when it comes to finding the best places to get laid. Most surveyed concede the bedroom as the best place to do it, while others indicate that their parents’ or siblings’ rooms are good, too, if they’re feeling a little “naughty” (yikes).

“In general, I think Singaporeans are very limited in their utilization of places to have sex. There are lots of restrictions here … and there are really not that many places to have sex in,” says Dr. Wei. “Add to the fact that this is a very small island, and more often than not, up to three generations of Singaporeans are staying under one roof, there is hardly sexual energy between most individuals.”

Some of the more interesting spots recommended include the phone booths outside Takashimaya (are you for real?), Botanic Gardens, inside a crowded train (you can’t be serious), playgrounds, basketball courts, swimming pools, cinemas, hospitals, lifts, stairways, double-decker buses, and (we can hear celebrity blogger Wendy Cheng squealing with delight) toilets for the physically handicapped.

Celebrities / Personalities Singaporeans would love to have sex with

We’re not surprised to find pretty local celebrity Fiona Xie in the list, as the girl is one of the better looking and well-endowed actresses around. More interesting is Minister for Community Development, Youth and Sports, and Second Minister for Trade and Industry Dr. Vivian Balakrishnan. Straying not too far behind are actors Tay Ping Hui, Vincent Ng and Julian Hee.

On a more international level, Brangelina, or rather, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, rank as the most desirable, never mind that the two are already having a baby together. The dark and enigmatic Johnny Depp also gets more than a few votes, and so do sexy thespians Scarlett Johansson, Kirsten Dunst and Sharon Stone—proving that age is just a number.

But for those who picked R&B diva Mariah Carey, former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and grandmother of soul Tina Turner as their most desirable—we can only wonder what they were thinking.