In three words I am… flashy but classy.

I am frightened of… mustard.

The last time I looked in the mirror… I said, “Wow, you look like you partied really hard last night. Time to go get some breakfast.”

My definition of love is… it makes the world go round as the see-saws go up and down.

The greatest lessons that l have learned so far… money is still in print, but records are hard to find.

Soul is… something that can’t be taught or bought.

Catch Mayer Hawthorne at Friday Fellowship on November 11 at The White Rabbit. For reservations, e-mail [email protected].