7 Ways to Make Him Happy

Give him a lap dance. Pole dancing is a great way to de-stress, get fit and seriously spice up your foreplay. A one-hour class is only B400 at Rumpuree Dance Studio (5/F, Amarin Plaza, Ploenchit Rd., 081-430-6684. BTS Chil Lom. www.rumpuree.com).

Show him you’re GGG. According to sexpert Dan Savage, we should strive to be “Good in bed, Giving equal time and equal pleasure, and Game for anything—within reason.” Nothing says GGG louder than getting him a Tenga; cans filled with mushy latex and goo that can simulate just about any human orifice— only wetter, tighter and with more tickly things inside. Your best best is www.tenga.co.th.

Take him for a shave. Every man dreams of getting a classic barber shop shave, but few ever splurge on this old-school indulgence. And just think of the smooth kissing session to follow. Try Blue Harbour (93, 2/F, K-Village, Sukhumvit Soi 26, 02-661-2901). Or the even more classic Barber Shop (left) at the P&L Club (Conrad Bangkok, All Seasons Place, 87 Wireless Rd., 02-690-9999).

Show off. If he gets you lingerie for Valentine’s Day, he’s a douche. But if you get yourself lingerie for him to admire, then it’s more than OK. Try the Lingerie Salon (1/F, Siam Paragon, 02-690-1000) or, for something more hi-so, go to Boudoir by Disaya Boutique 2/F, Beacon Zone, CentralWorld, 02-646-1455).

Then take it off. If you’re going to be wearing a sexy thong, please make sure there are no hairs poking out. Head to Reveal Wax Salon (Thonglor Soi 13, 02-712-8209. Open Tue-Sun 10:30am-8:30pm. www.revealwaxsalon.com) for a wax job that can cover (or uncover, rather) any of your intimate parts. We highly recommend the “all off” Brazilian/Boyzilian (from B1,200) for a super smooth sensation.

Indulge the kid in him. Get your man an XBox 360: Kinect and he’ll love you for life (you may also see him a lot less). Although not officially sold here, you can try Pantip or www.nadzproject.com for the authentic Japanese version, B5,400-B5,900.

Get him a new ride. Let him pay for his own new car, but why not spoil him with a sexy new bike from Bike Zone (2/F, Outdoor Unlimited Zone, Amarin Plaza, 02-652-1559. BTS Chitlom). Apart from the fact that riding in the city’s so naew now, his legs will be so buff and sexy you won’t be able to keep your hands off him.

7 Ways to Make Her Happy

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