Beholden as we are to a calendar telling us when to have sex, BK has compiled a list of Valentine's Day events for both people excited to share their love on this special day (freaks) and people who think Claudius II did nothing wrong. Valentine’s Day—despised by both the alone and spoken for—is, for reasons no one can explain, back. We'll be updating every Thursday, so stay tuned. 

Dirty Valentine 

Jade and her sultry crew from Madame Rouge are descending on Iron Fairies for V-Day. Look, a lot of parties are going to try to pull off the sexy schtick for this weekend. This is the one that will pull it off with “ass, sass, and class”. More info here, Iron Fairies 

Havana Social: El Cupido Estupido Part VIII (The Anti-Valentine’s Party)

Forget the gushy romance and cringey gifts this Valentine’s day and focus on fun with Havana Social’s anti-Valentine’s Day party from Feb 14, 10pm onwards. Puerto Rican Dj veteran Henry Knowles, who’s played sets at most of the city’s big clubs and festivals during his nine years in Thailand, hits the decks at Havana to bring some epic Latin beats alongside a few special performances. Havana Social. Tickets B500 at the door, includes one drink. Free entry before 8pm.

Valentine’s Menu at Igniv

You know their brunch, now know them for love. They’re putting on a special menu for two with Kaviari caviar, truffle, Wagyu Kiwami striploin, scallops, langoustine, and roses. Add a wine or bubbly pairing and you’re golden. More info here, Igniv

Dark Desires 

For your anti-Valentine’s Day kick, Oskar is putting on their Dark Desires party with Miss Shelby and Pulsa and performances from Malika. Not sure what to expect here but the poster has cupid with a ballgag, so there’s that. More info here, Oskar Bar and Bistro

Black Valentine

Nothing captures the attention on Valentine’s Day like the words “Free Entry”, so check out this shindig for a party on the roof with DJ Pluk, Ben.G, and Hi8Sugarr. More info here, Spectrum Rooftop

Anti-Valentine’s

For some reason, a few people hate this holiday of Gregorian calendar mandated love, so head to Iron Balls - The Parlour for DJ Minway on the decks, guest bartender Dutch, and a whole lot of hate for Valentine’s Day starting at 10pm. More info here, Iron Balls - The Parlour 

Valentine’s Day at Coba

Coba rocked onto the scene earlier this year with great food, a jungle vibe, and stellar cocktails. For the night of love it’s langoustine tartare and black truffle Wagyu with a live singer. More info here, Coba 

Valentine’s Day Trivia and Karaoke

Enough with the truffles and flowers? They’re keeping it simple at Playlys with trivia to show off your brains and karaoke to show off your pipes. It’s easy, garden vibes for Valentine’s Day starting at 7pm. More info here, Playlys

Cupid’s Day Off

This Gigi event kicks off at 12:30 to get your wooing off to a good start, or if you’re single and just want one of the best brunches in Bangkok. There will be magicians, fortune tellers, and free-flow drinks. More info here, Gigi Ristorante

Valentine’s at Octave

Just looking for a classic rooftop romance? Well, Octave has the views and the booze. Head up for a couple dinner on the 45th floor, a more intimate evening on the 47th floor, or, on 48 and 49, the special Valentine’s Day set. More info here, Octave 

Valentine's x Pandora

Gordon Ramsay made headlines with his Bread Street Kitchen when he visited two weeks ago, if you’ve been meaning to try it out, they have a special meal and deal on eats from Gordon and jewelry from Pandora. More info here, Bread Street Kitchen 

Valentine - The Ritz-Carlton

The Ritz-Carlton Bangkok has a lot going on for the big day. At Caleō there’s a specially designed afternoon tea with nibbles and a live portrait painting session. Lily’s has a five-course dinner for a couple with a jazz performance. But for the biggest treat, hit up Duet by David Toutain for an eight-course tasting menu. More info here, Ritz-Carlton Bangkok

Good Luck, Babe! - Post Valentine’s Event

The day is over, but the love is not. Bar Blah is hosting a sapphic post-Valentine event to celebrate queer culture and relationships for singles and those looking to meet new people—inclusive of trans and non-binary visitors. More info here, Bar Blah

Single or Taken 

This party doesn’t care what your situation is—single, coupled, looking for a third, whatever. They’ll have sexy dance shows, signature cocktails, photo booths, and, as the dress code is sexy and trendy, best costumes get prizes. More info here, View Bangkok Rooftop Bar & Restaurant

Single No Long

This, depending on how you look at it, is your chance to meet “the one” at an event where you’ll get at least 15 different matches, or, conversely, get rejected by at least 15 different people. The dating event entry includes two complimentary drinks and canapés. More info here, Bangkok Trading Post

Love at Denkushiflori

Look, there are going to be a lot of places bilking you for a table on Valentine’s Day, so maybe you should go somewhere the food is actually good. Denkushiflori is a Top Tables No.29 winner serving up Japanese and French fare. It’s intimate bar dining, low light, and genuinely good food. More info here, Denkushiflori

Galentine’s

This “sisters before misters” event runs from 4-8pm the day after Valentine’s day, and there are no boys allowed. Organized by Gynspire, the event will include yoga, art workshops, women-owned businesses, games, open mic, and a clothes swap. More info here, Union Space Thonglor

The V-Day Show

Skip the fancy restaurants and head down to Bangkok’s best dive bar for live music from Shane Palko and the Chakra Shakers. Go early and grab a table if you want to sit with your boo. More info here, Fatty’s Bar and Diner

Rooftop Valentine’s Dinner

Public House in Phrom Phong is putting on a spread from 5-10pm for V-Day that includes a sharing dinner with two starters, two mains, two desserts, and a bottle of “something special” on their upstairs rooftop. More info here, Public House

Valentine’s Bass

For Valentine’s Day, the Irie isn’t slowing down for the holiday, with music from Dag. This night gives a free drink with entry for those flying solo, and those in a couple get in for B100. More info here, Irie

Cupid’s Rooftop Rendezvous

Cupid is actually part of the Roman pantheon so at least somewhat responsible for beating St. Valentine to death and cutting his head off. Take from that what you will. With a classic traffic light party—red, yellow, and green to represent your situation—this mixer There will be free drinks to help you break the ice, games to keep the conversation going, and, of course, rooftop views. More info here, The Hive Thonglor
 

Valentine’s Romance Celebration

At the Cooling Tower above Carlton, in addition to table packages with a four-course menu, this event will feature a Valentine's welcome drink, a bouquet, and a free Polaroid photo of the evening. More info here, Cooling Tower

Cupid’s Night

This night at Mojjo Rooftop Bar will feature a special a la carte menu and live DJ performances. It’s being billed as a spot for singles, so this might be a spot to pick up someone new. More info here, Skyview Hotel Bangkok

Much Love Special 

Starting at 4pm, a collaboration from Rom Rom, Mixmag Asia, and BCR, this event will feature their vintage and vinyl market alongside bites, pop-up tattoos, and a wide range of DJs and artists playing throughout the evening and lighting by the Human Spectrum crew. More info here, The Warehouse

Jazz, Dine, and Sparkle

On level 32 of the Millenium Hilton, they’re putting a little romance on their normal night with smooth jazz and deals for couples starting at B9,000 per table, but you B15,000 gets you a bottle of bubbly. More info here, Threesixty Jazz Lounge

Valentine’s Weekend at Sababa

Running from Feb 13 to Feb 16, Sababa is featuring the “Love Ballad of a Menu” for couples. With two seatings per day, the sharing style menu starts at B3,900 and a la carte options are available. More info here, Sababa 

Wild For You

Over at Bitterman off Saladaeng, they’re putting on their "Wild For You" set menu for two from Chef Napon Pattarapong. Expect Wagyu flat iron steak, dry aged duck, and red mullet. They will also have special table decorations and a curated playlist. More info here, Bitterman

Meatchop Valentine’s

This one’s for a couple of carnivores. The Meatchop Butcher & Spirits will be bringing out steak au poivre, yellowtail crudo, and red prawn ravioli for a special Valentine’s day event, featuring a set menu at B3,700. More info here, The Meatchop Butcher and Spirits