1. It's about convincing thousands of tourists to visit a tiny, tropical island.

2. Its business model is making money by resurrecting things from seasons past.

3. It looks like wondrous fun, but it's potentially really perilous.

4. It's always trying to rope in more and more visitors with bigger attractions every year.

5. Despite all the promises, it always involves a stampede.

6. It's no place for unsupervised children.

7. Just when you think the coast is clear, you spot something lurking in the shadows/ checkout aisle.

8. It ends with you needing to be evacuated for your own good.

9. You might just leave with some heroic stories to tell your friends.