Between the pink-clad LGBT menace and white-clad “pro-family, pro-Government, pro-Singapore” crusaders, we’re starting to think all our political hopes and dreams will come true if we just dress the part. Here are some ideas.

Wear Trays Campaign
For those who believe: Singaporeans should bus their own tables at hawker centres

Wear Ears Campaign
For those who believe: Strongly in lining up for the Hello Kitty Cafe
 

Wear Bikinis Campaign
For those who believe: The government should intervene in this miserable heat 

Wear a Sad Face Campaign
For those who believe: Tinder should reconsider its pricing structure

Wear Torn T-Shirt Campaign
For those who believe: Artists should not accept state funding

Wear Lululemon Campaign
For those who believe: Citizens have a right to uncrowded yoga classes 

Wear a Beer Can Campaign
For those who believe: The no public drinking after 10:30pm rule is inhumane