Ng Eng Hen, Defence Minister 
Downside: You’re pretty unpopular among NSmen for implementing a supposedly simplified, but definitely more brutally competitive IPPT. 
Upside: You don’t have to do it yourself.

Anton Casey, notoriously classist Brit expat banker
Downside: Everyone hates you.
Upside: You’re rich. 

Joseph Schooling, national record-holding swimmer 
Upside: People will be thrilled to see the nation’s athletic pride and joy in the flesh. 
Downside: They may not appreciate you boozing in the stands when they realize you should be in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games. 

Prabowo Subianto, former general and newly-defeated Indonesian presidential candidate 
Upside: You’ll look right at home amidst all the military pomp. 
Downside: Most people think you’re a genocidal crybaby. 

Roy, one of the gay penguin dads in And Tango Makes Three 
Upside: You’re no longer slated for destruction by the NLB. 
Downside: Parents may resent having to engage with their kids long enough to explain your appalling existence. 

Eric Ding, Singaporean businessman recently convicted of football match-fixing 
Downside: You’re probably on your way to jail. 
Upside: You could collect a few outstanding debts from the crowd before you go. 

Choo Chong Ngen, Hotel 81 magnate and a new entrant on Singapore’s billionaire list 
Upside: You may get the full VIP treatment. 
Downside: No one will recognize you. 

Tony Tan, President of Singapore 
Downside: It’s almost certainly illegal to impersonate the President. 
Upside: He’s out of town so much these days, you might just get away with it. 

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