No, we don’t mean the ones who just pretend to serve the public and catch criminals while running illegal rackets. We mean the actual dummies that will be hitting the city’s most congested roads to help catch traffic violators. Yes, once again the police are wheeling out the old ‘Jah Choey’ dummies to 10 of Bangkok’s busiest roads, only this time they’re going to be armed with more than a stern look. They will be hooked up with cameras so that they can record the licence plate numbers of any naughty drivers, who will then receive a ticket in the post. Exactly how a big lump of plastic is going to tell who’s being naughty and who’s not is unclear, but then that’s never bothered the real policemen in the past.