10 of the cheesiest Singapore pick-up lines ever
No, we don't want to be the metal cable to your cable car.
Ah, the perils of dating in Singapore. We've complained about the lack of eligible partners to some um, weird ways of professing your love, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that our pick-up lines are pretty cheesy. Here are some that made the list:
Gurll are you singapore at PSI 300? Cause youre smoking hot #sgpickuplines
— Sheryl Chen (@Sherylchen98) September 28, 2015
Is your name Hui Ting because I've been hui ting for you all my life #SGpickuplines
— (@reefosupremo) July 23, 2015
Can i be your sheng shiong? Cos everything i do would be 'all for you' #shengshiong #sgpickuplines
— Fevarent (@VMart3n) February 19, 2015
Do you stay at Bedok? Because the moment I saw you, my heart went bedokbedokbedok #sgpickuplines
— TheModAid (@didiadhom) January 19, 2015
#SGpickuplines omfg "@rchxl_: "@_AnnabelleDoll: You are the egg to my prata because without you i am Kosong.""
— Joel! (@JoelTYW) November 14, 2014
"@angekunji: Are you an EZ-link card reader cause damn I wanna tap that #sgpickuplines"
— (@UNIC0RN_POOP) October 26, 2014
are you a parking ticket? cos you've got fine written all over you. ((only applicable in singapore if you get what I mean)) #SGPickupLines
— d-34 to taeday!!!! (@milkytaes) October 19, 2014
instead of ''netflix and chill'' here it's ''starhub on demand and chill'' #SGpickuplines #thanksbigbro
— precious snowflake (@cam_istry) August 27, 2015
Are you Orchard because I got my Ion Orchard. #SGPickupLines
— pinned 4 refollow (@lrhpornstar) February 6, 2015
Are you mee goreng? Cause you got mee goreng crazy @bernadobernard #sgpickuplines
— Vevien Ong (@vevienong) October 20, 2014
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