On exhibit: pick-up artists.

The National gallery has finally opened its doors, and it's still free entry. There have been lots of people making an entrance, which means that creeps—uh, we mean pick-up artists—will try their hand at finding a partner. Here's how creative—or cheesey—they can get:

1. You’re here, too? Odette’s such a coincidence!

2. I love your body of work—those lines are so fine.

3. Girl, would you hold it against me if I said you’ve got such great Aura?

4. Either you’re really into me, or you’re all Smoke & Mirrors.

5. Pa-dang girl, you so fine.

6. Good thing this ain’t the Supreme Court anymore, or you’d be locked up for looking so good.

7. I can totally picture you cooking in my National Kitchen.

8. I’d like to brush up my strokes on a gorgeous work of art—you.

9. Are you single? Because I could totally picture us together.

10. If you were an exhibition here, it’d be Beauty Beyond Form.

11. Can I take a peek at your viewing gallery?

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