1. The conversation leaves much to be desired

2. People have unresolved Oedipal issues

3. ...and other family issues

4. Subtlety is a forgotten art

5. Not everyone knows how the whole birds and bees thing works

6. Going on a date often involves crossing international borders

7. Sometimes politics gets in the way of flirting

8. Things just never go anywhere

9. So. Many. Creeps.

10. And not just men

11. Love is just too much of a riddle

12. People are just...drunk?

13. ...or psychotic?

14. Seriously...what the....?