1. You're asked whether you're a ladyboy. All the time.

2. And when you're finally tired of saying no, you get creative.

3. And sometimes get a little too carried away.

4. You never ever ever look at Tinder Moments...

5. And when you do, most of them are from Soi Cowboy...

6. Or broke travelers, trying to kill two birds with one stone.

Umm, how about no thanks.

7. You can spot fresh-off-the-boat English teachers from a mile away... 

8. But once they get accustomed to the sabai sabai culture, they're all like:

Hey, nice english. 

9. In fact, "sabai sabai" is probably the Thai Tinder equivalent of KCCO or YOLO.

10. Courtesy swipes may not be a thing with your co-workers…

11. Or even your friends.

Seriously, c'mon... Do you think I'll really tell your mom about this?

12. When a cute visitor invites you out for a drink...

13. And then they pick the venue.

14. Also, why is everyone swiping in Pattaya?

15. Oh look... a hunk, let me look at this profile...

16. Only to be let down by his tagline. #swipingleft

Yeah OK, so sexy mak mak ka. 

17. Speaking of taglines, some people are pretty particular...

18. Then there are taglines that are so damn smooth...

19. But instead of Thai guys, you get political propaganda... 

OK buddy, I get your point... but isn't this thing so old-school now?

20. Football teams...

Should I swipe right to this nice face?

21. Or two words added together to make a cool name.

Hey mom, things really didn't work out with Reallife, so I would like to introduce you to my new boyfriend, Oneway.

But admit it, these things are what makes swiping here so much more fun.