SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21): You could preside over your very own Joy Luck Club in the coming days.  According to my reading of the astrological omens, the levels of gratification possible could exceed your normal quota by a substantial margin. You may want to Google the Chinese character that means "double happiness" and use it as your ruling symbol.

Sawadee ka! It’s me Tippy, your holy gayness and top fashion correspondent. Isn’t our PM so hot? Did you see the outfit she wore to review the troops in Laos! Purr-fect. But I don’t know how she manage to keep it together, na. I can tell you, if I were in her Jimmy Choo stiletto, I would pinch those Lao boy butts faster than she can say, “Tax incentive!” Our PM, she really has self-control.I have something to tell her, though. I am so pissed off, jing jing. I buy a pink Nissan March three months ago and, now, she’s giving them away for free.