Hi, welcome to the Reconciliation Forum. So, yeah, sorry the Democrats and the PAD couldn’t make it. They send their love but, you know, being really sore losers and all, they’re too busy sulking like teeny weeny bitsy babies, boohoohoo. Just kidding. Just having a bit of a laugh. Definitely not mocking our friends in the opposition as this forum is all about reconciliation and we’re going to keep things very fair, today. So, anyway, glad to see some generals could make it, Miss Yingluck, Tony Blair, lovely. Let’s get started.

So, all in favor of putting Abhisit in jail and letting Thaksin come back to Thailand, raise your hand. Hahaha, wow! OK, put your hands down guys. Awh, I see some frowns. It’s a joke! Just trying to loosen the atmosphere here. Bit of humor. This is about reconciliation, brotherly love, not about getting Loong Maew back—although who doesn’t miss him, eh?

So, anyway, on the topic of having each other’s back. Here’s a mental image of reconciliation for you. Imagine your friend Sondhi or Abhisit’s dropped the soap in the shower. What do you do? Show your firm support, that’s right. Hahaha. Just kidding ladies; guys don’t really do that. Well maybe Democrats, in their posh British schools, but um, not the rest of us.

So, anyway, reconciliation is the topic of the day, so we hope you’ve all brought lots of ideas on making up. Any suggestions? Yeah, in the back. “Put the Dems on a boat with no engine or water, Rohingya-style”? Haha. That’s a good one. But seriously, guys, Dems are human beings. I think. Mister Blair, you want to make a comment? Oops, sorry hadn’t seen the clock. Gotta keep things on track and it appears to be lunchtime! So, everyone, we’ll be taking a quick four-hour break followed by cigars at the lounge for some more informal reconciliation networking. Mister Blair, you just hold onto that thought, OK?
 

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