BK is proud to announce that we will be media sponsors of the government’s new luxury lifestyle membership program, Thailand Super Duper Uber Elite®. The Thailand Super Duper Uber Elite® card (made from the finest antimatter) aims at reducing corruption by making all of life’s luxuries completely state-subsidized. That’s right, if you belong to the Super Duper Uber Elite®, you’ll no longer have to pay for anything ever again under this innovative new scheme destined to cut red tape and stimulate consumer spending.

Are we crazy? Not at all. As you all know by now, about B200 billion disappeared under the rice subsidy scheme. We’re also missing another B200 billion in luxury car taxes. It’s pretty clear, not only do people who have luxury cars expect to buy them using tax payers’ money, but they also expect not to pay any taxes on them. So let’s do our bit for the environment, save everyone the paperwork and make it official: Thailand’s mega rich will simply no longer have to pay for anything.

With Thailand Super Duper Uber Elite®, you can show up at any BK Magazine Top Tables or Thailand Tatler Best Restaurants and eat for free. Just wave that card around! Walk into any luxury car dealership and drive away in a brand new ride (reservation recommended to make sure your color choice is available). Feel free to shop at any brand label boutique and get anything you want gratis. Just wipe your card on the store assistant and taxpayers will foot the bill. It’s easy, it’s fast and it’s incredibly convenient.

So let’s forget about the old corruption model. Driving sports cars to Sisaket is time consuming, gets dust on your car’s fresh wax job and attracts needless media attention when your vehicle is engulfed in flames. But with the new Thailand Super Duper Uber Elite® card, there’s no need for any of that. Swipe and drive. You’re good to go!

Thailand Super Duper Uber Elite®. It’s official: you ain’t paying for nothing no more.
 

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