You might have read the recent controversy about our prime minister having been compared to a prostitute. In retaliation, we here at the union of anti-Pheu Thai cartoonists would like to reaffirm the strict media guidelines we adhere to:  1. Politicians will only be insulted on the basis of their gender if they are women.  2. Politicians will only be insulted on the basis of their gender by men.  3. Politicians will only be insulted on the basis of their gender when they are clearly evil bitchwhores intent on destroying the kingdom by using their witchcraft and feminine wiles to blind us to their wicked womanly ways.

Now that this little misunderstanding has been cleared up, we’d like to ask any women reading this (555, “women reading,” like, really? OK, any women just standing around looking pretty) to go get the men a drink while we talk advanced economics and other such, uhm, complicated stuff, which will be way beyond the understanding of the female psyche.

Are they gone? OK, lock the doors, boys. We need to get down to business. We need to talk penis size! We all know that’s what’s really bothering us: Yingluck hanging out with all those guys from overseas. Is it true what they say about Mongolian horses? And I mean, she did meet with Obama—look how tall and fit he is. What was wrong with all those Thai men she shacked up with at the Four Seasons? Why does she have to run off after those heads of state now? What is it they’ve got that we don’t?

Clearly, we need to investigate. Everyone please look up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size on your 4.3” phones. Hmm… There doesn’t seem to be anything on penis size by race but it does say this: “When compared to other primates, such as the gorilla, the human penis is largest, both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body.”
Really? Wow. Ha. That’s reassuring. Forget Yingluck, guys. Let’s go to Dusit Zoo and make fun of the chimps. Oh and ladies, you can come back in, we’re done here!
 

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