War! Huh! What is it good for? Well, according Minsk World's brochures, decommissioned Soviet killing machines offer an ideal "patriotic backdrop" for family outings and sweetheart photos. The Minsk is China's first aircraft carrier bought as scrap from the Russians and apparent proof of "China upping military might." Other attractions include a flight deck floor show, tank rides, a "Happy Family" shooting and hand grenade-tossing gallery and a collection of model nuclear weapons - the perfect prop for a picture of the missus.