Dear Pry MinisturIt's me Nong Daeng. How r u? Sorry I no write four long time but I got the new tablet at skool and I been very busy. First, Angry Bird was not working and so we make our teacher cry. She is one million years old, not pretty like you, and so she don't know how to make Angry Bird work. My friend Somchai. His dad has an Interweb cafe and he can jail break your iPhone if you want. You want? He can fix tablets too, but this one he not so good because is all in Chinese. Now angry bird work but not fruit ninja. Can you ask your Ministur of edoocation to fix please missus pry Ministur?I hope you get this lettur before Friday 13 because mom said you won't be pry Ministur after that. She said you want to overthrow the monarshee and make countree like North Korea. North Korea is not nice like South Korea. They do not have TV series or plastic surjery. All they do is cry and fire rockets.Dad said mum is stoopid. He says you like the monarshee but old Judges don't like you, coz you are too pretty. He says old men don't like young pretty women, but he old and he really enjoy that woman with the boobs on thai got talent.My teacher she is very old like judges and my dad. She said I just going to put games on tablet and break it! I hadn't even add games then so how did she know? She can read my mind? Old people are really creepy sometimes. And the tablet still work na.I hope they don't have a koo Friday and you get my letter in time. If the judges do say you have to go home, can you order new iPad that coming soon for my class before you go?Happy Friday the 13th,Nong Daeng, 8