BREAKING NEWS: ABHISIT AND YINGLUCK IN THERAPYA source close to the couple says Yingisit—as the celebrity couple is affectionately known by their fans—is on the verge of breaking up. The source, who is close to a neighbor of someone who knows the couple’s maid, revealed that the couple is currently seeking therapy, and is in talks with the Senate.“Abhisit is always saying he doesn’t want to talk politics, but then he just can’t help himself. He’s been trying to work on it, but he still says harmful things,” our source said.“At first he said he’d be cool with her working more, and him just staying in the House, doing his opposition things, but I think he can’t take it,” another source, who follows credible tweets from people who are usually mostly right about stuff, told BK Magazine. “I think he wants his old job back. And that’s a really tough dynamic for a couple. In Asian families, men usually have bigger jobs than their wives.”Others think the problem might be Yingluck getting too deeply involved with Sukhumbhand, the two of them appearing together for leisurely cruises through Bangkok’s canals.Abhisit has also been seeing a lot of Suthep, his best buddy, known to hate Yingluck. One credible comment on a forum said: “Abhisit will be like, ‘She’s okay. I think we can make this work.’ But then Suthep is like, ‘Oh my God, Marco. You are so henpecked. Stand up to her! Are you real a man?’”The situation seems to have deteriorated to such a low point that Abhisit is seriously considering a legal suit against Yingluck. He is asking for the return of the Prime Minister position, more than half the House and that pair of Burberry boots she looks so dashing in—for next year’s floods maybe.