So you’ve been hoodwinked into spending the night in Shenzhen. Better start by getting massively blitzed. This popular garden is a great gateway to oblivion – a large open air dining space, complete with plastic tables, yellow tablecloths, and penny pitchers of the fabulously artificial local brew, Kingway. And with all the extra chemicals thrown in, there might even be a chance you’ll drink one that will knock you unconscious for the night. You’ll wake up naked and shivering without so much as a dollar to your name, but at least the night is over.