Issue Date: 
Oct 12 2006 - 11:00pm
Author: 
Page3
Topics: 
city living

News junkies, it is time once again to test your knowledge of current events with our award-winning multiple-choice test for October.What is the biggest problem facing the new airport? a. Management didn’t realize that real baggage isn’t nearly as easy to handle as the empty, uniform-size practice luggage.b. Delegates arriving for the World Toilet Expo will piss their pants while waiting in line for a toilet.c. Families having picnics in the terminal.d. Not enough retail space.What is the new name of the former Council for Democratic Reform?a. SLORC IIb. The S Teamc. S Club 7d. Freedom FriesThe Agriculture and Cooperatives Ministry has plans to develop an index to determine:a. The happiness of farmers.b. The happiness of Agriculture and Cooperatives Ministry officials.c. The happiness of corrupt former Agriculture and Cooperatives Ministry officials who are now livin’ the high life.d. The happiness of a family surviving solely on dried longan.“Coup” is to “democracy” as “encroachment” is to:a. Wildlifeb. National parkc. Vacation homed. ShoppingFollowing the coup, what are journalist associations most concerned about?a. Restrictions on freedom of expression.b. The blocking of the Midnight University website.c. No longer having Thaksin as an easy target for op-ed pieces.d. Nightlife closing times.Which of the following have been banned from the upcoming Royal Flora Ratchaphreuk show?a. Genetically modified plantsb. Weedsc. Bugsd. Audits