Dear BK, it’s me, Miss Tippy! Your roving style correspondent and fashion editor of Be Gay Magazine. Long time, right? Well guys, gals and gays, I’ve been oh so busy na ka! In case the rain left you stranded in your condo—because wellies are so fugly and this damp plays havoc with hair—let me inform you that we’re in the middle of Fashion Week frenzy. LERD! So much champers, so much air kissing, so many bad DJs, so many wardrobe changes, my heels are killing me. Still, who better to bring you the low down on the latest trends than little ol’ moi!First up, the hottest trend coming out of the catwalks has to be shoulder pads again. NA BUA. It’s like the 80s won’t die. LERD! Come to think of it, there’s not much difference. We all know who’s really in charge at the mo—the big shoulder military look everyone is sporting is a dead giveaway. They’ve even managed to get us some cold weather lined up just like the good old days. Layering heaven, here we come, right?!Next, I’m glad to report a crackdown on fashion crimes—political fashion crimes that is. 555! I think anyone should be locked up for wearing flip-flops anywhere but the beach. So it kinda makes sense to put the people selling them in jail as well. Stop the crime before it’s committed. Good style-policing, CRES!Just before I skip off to my next show, there’s just time for one more word of advice. And it’s good news for all the would-be fashionistas who dream of packing up their LV luggage and heading over to the fashion capital of London. No fear if you can’t afford the fees to go to St Martin’s College. There’s now another way. Seems that as a Thai you can now claim political asylum in the UK! LERD! Just get your friend to pretend to be from PAD and send you a threatening text via FB and you get to stay there for five years. Eiiii! Who knows, you could even get a job at Uniqlo.So remember people, Buddha loves you, stay safe, stay smart and keep dreaming the fashion dream.Joobjoob