To ensure that all our politicians really are fit and proper people to help run our nation (we know, why bother) we decided to devise an O-NET examination for them based on the one given to M6 students.If you have a sexual urge, what must you do?a. Buy a football club, hang out in the locker room and get off on all the glory.b. Call your brother in Dubai for a Skype chat.c. Tell an MP of the opposite sex that you’re “drunk on love.”d. Read the new charter draft.If someone offers you four million ya baa pills in parliament, what must you do?a. Answer, “No thank you. I’m worried about my inner ear infection.”b. Ban Sim Simi usage in prison for repeat drug offenders.c. Use the packets to build flood defences, or prop up Hopewell.d. Pin it on the Nittirat group.What is appropriate behavior for a couple according to Thai tradition?a. Newly-married male MPs should abstain from massage parlors for six months.b. Meeting groups of men at Four Seasons is OK, but only in the afternoon.c. Young couples should split the cost of abortions and paternity tests 50/50.d. Never discuss Section 112 or favorite colors on your first date.What is transsexual behavior?a. Men who show up in parliament sober.b. Female prime ministers teaching football to young boys.c. Anyone complaining about being shot by the army.d. Voting Democrat.Answers: All correct responses are strictly secret, we wouldn’t want MPs to cheat on the exam and we’re not sure what the right answers are anyway.