Issue Date: 
Feb 2 2012 - 11:00pm
Author: 
Page3
Topics: 
city living

After the craze for the sarcastic, back-talking chat-app, SimSimi, hit the nation, it seems like app developers have already rushed out a new version, designed to offer straight-talking advice for people in power. Unfortunately for them, a glitch in the new MimMeme-app meant we were able to access these politicians’ intimate conversations with their smart phones.Puu: Do you think people are ever going to take me seriously?SimSimi : Of course, you are great!Puu: But when will people stop going on about how beautiful and glamorous I am?SimSimi : You’re the most beautiful PM in the third world!Puu: Hey, we’re a developed country; didn’t you hear what I’ve been telling everyone?SimSimi : Sorry, what was that you said? Nice hair, by the way.Puu: See, even you don’t listen.SimSimi : I’m a dawg.Puu: Like my brother.SimSimi: Is that supposed to be an insult?Niti-red: Wow, everyone is really angry with us.SimSimi: Yupp ;)NR: We’re just trying to help the country.SimSimi: Until you run out of cake.NR: We’ve said we’re really not being paid by politicians.SimSimi: We see right thru your funky hat.Mark: No one cares what I have to say anymore.SimSimi: You’re right; they don’t.Mark: But I used to be so popular.SimSimi: I’m so over you.Mark: But these new guys are all crooks.SimSimi: I’m camp down to your boxers.Mark: What? I should show my pants?SimSimi: As long as Korn does too :)Chuwit: Do you think mustaches are sexy?SimSimi: More than you know.Chuwit: I am like a real-life superhero these days.SimSimi: Always. Always. I Love you.Chuwit: What should I do now that I’ve shut down all the casinos?SimSimi: Take a nap.