Week of November 26, 2010

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): It's Experiment with Your Self-Image Week—a time when it would be invigorating to shift and play with your identity. During this reinvention phase, you might find you can change yourself on the inside simply by rearranging yourself on the outside. So have fun wearing clothes you've never donned before. Entertain yourself with a new hairstyle. Speak in foreign accents or use words you don't usually utter. Amuse yourself with a variety of novel approaches to walking, laughing, gesticulating, and moving your face.

Topics: 
city living
Author: 
Rob Brezsny
Issue Date: 
2010 Nov 25 - 23:00
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"It's not that some people have willpower and some don't," said physician James Gordon. "It's that some people are ready to change and others are not."

Two sex-themed Asian films are currently showing on the big screen—the explicit, Chinese gay film Spring Fever and the Korean erotic thriller The Housemaid. But just how sexy are they? We find out.

Spring Fever
What is it about: Acclaimed Chinese director Lou Ye (Suzhou River, Summer Palace) presented his latest work at this year’s Cannes Film Festival to mixed reviews. Like most reviewers, we absolutely love the lucidity and rawness of the film (think Happy Together meets Breathless), although the plot does get a tad melodramatic. A woman (Jiang Jiaqi) learns that her husband (Wu Wei) is having an affair with another man (Qin Hao) after hiring a male detective (Chen Sicheng) to spy on him. But soon the detective gets smitten by the other man, and has an affair with him instead, to the disapproval of the detective’s girlfriend (Tan Zhou), who must decide if she still wants in on the relationship or to walk away.
Who’s in it: Mostly unknown mainland Chinese actors, although the acting is convincing throughout. Qin Hao, who bears a slight resemblance to Happy Together’s Chang Chen, received a Best Actor nomination nod at the 47th Golden Horse Awards (Taiwan’s equivalent of the Oscars).  
Behind closed doors: Like Happy Together, the film opens with a torrid sex scene. Later on, we see more male on male action between the other man and the detective in the shower which looked it like it was played for real. Oh, and there’s another scene involving the detective and his wife, too. Yes, it all gets very, very complicated.
Overall sexiness: . All the men in the film are bisexual in some inexplicable way, and it seems like they’ll pretty much have a go at anything that moves. Director Lou Ye conveys the transient and lucid nature of love and sex beautifully in this film through fiercely spontaneous performances and gritty cinematography which adds to its French New Wave feel. TO

                                           

The Housemaid
What is it about: A Fatal Attraction type horror thriller based on a 1960 Korean classic of the same name, The Housemaid aims to shock and pretty much nothing else. Unlike its century old, black and white counterpart, this one bears not a shred of social conscience—every main character seems to be equally and exceptionally flawed. A wide-eyed, (deceivingly) innocent woman (Jeon Do Yeon) moves into an opulent household as the family’s “hanyo” (housemaid) and gets involved in a sordid affair with the man of the house (Lee Jung Jae), resulting in very extreme (and predictable) consequences.
Who’s in it: The award-winning Jeon Do Yeon is no stranger to the image of the desperate, broken woman, having played similar roles in Secret Sunshine and My Dear Enemy. She lends a certain emotion (we’re not sure if it was pity or disgust) to an otherwise cold film. Look out for the waif-like, doe-eyed actress Seo Woo who plays the young benevolent wife—she’s a stunner.
Behind closed doors: It basically goes like this: The maid is naked in bed with her laptop. Her boss walks into her bedroom with a bottle of wine. She seduces him—yawn. Once you’ve gotten over how the “victim” doesn’t seem to be victimized at all, you will notice how the beautiful and heavily-pregnant wife punctuates every few scenes with some extreme yoga poses—the sexiest bit of the film as far as we’re concerned.
Overall sexiness: . It seems director Im Sang-Soo merely rode on the success of Kim Soo-Hyun’s original to make this movie work. Besides the skeletal plot, almost nothing else is similar. What you’re left with, then, is the rudely shocking ending typical of most Korean thrillers. HS

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Directed by Wes Craven, starring: Max Thieriot, John Magaro, Denzel Whitaker, Zena Grey

“This film quickly moves to the top of the list of ‘Most Purposeless Use of 3D’ beating out The Last Airbender and Clash of the Titans with ease.” Jeff Bayer, The Scorecard Review

“Just another Wes Craven kills kids running around in the woods movie.” Joshua Tyler, CinemaBlend.com

“The highlight of the film, in fact, is a freaky bird costume...that actually vomits and defecates upon its audience. It’d be nice to think the director were self-aware enough to recognize the obvious parallel.” Luke Y. Thompson, E! Online

“It’s good, theoretically at least, to have Craven back. But why come back for this?” Keith Phipps, AV Club

“So utterly awful that it should have been renamed My Time to Waste.” Brian Salisbury, Hollywood.com

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Fake It Till You Don’t Make It

I enjoy meeting people who try their almighty best to be someone they are not. Why? Because 1) It’s hilarious, 2) They don’t know that it’s hilarious, and 3) I get a chance to work on my poker face—the look of indifference to their struggles of identity. In the nightlife scene, they come in the forms of pseudo DJs, celebrities, entrepreneurs, promoters and even bartenders.

Topics: 
nightlife
Author: 
Zul Andra
Issue Date: 
2010 Nov 18 - 23:00
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I enjoy meeting people who try their almighty best to be someone they are not. Why? Because 1) It’s hilarious, 2) They don’t know that it’s hilarious, and 3) I get a chance to work on my poker face—the look of indifference to their struggles of identity. In the nightlife scene, they come in the forms of pseudo DJs, celebrities, entrepreneurs, promoters and even bartenders

Uniformly Dull

Amid the recent brouhaha surrounding the clampdown on modified school uniforms, it didn’t escape our attention that this was a perfect metaphor for the state of the nation. People accuse us of being too robotic, too samey, too uniform all the time. And yet here we are saying, “No. Don’t alter that uniform. All must look alike, lah.” Kids wanting to look different is hardly news, and we have some sympathy for the authorities trying to avoid the situation degenerating to the point that kids roll up to school in slippers.

Topics: 
city living
Author: 
Page3
Issue Date: 
2010 Nov 4 - 23:00
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Amid the recent brouhaha surrounding the clampdown on modified school uniforms, it didn’t escape our attention that this was a perfect metaphor for the state of the nation.

Week of November 5, 2010

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21): Technorati, a search engine for blogs, says there are well over 100 million blogs on the Internet, and that figure doesn’t include millions of Chinese language blogs. So self-expression is thriving on a global scale, right? Not exactly. Most blogs—the estimate is 94 percent—have not been updated for at least four months. In accordance with the current astrological indicators, Scorpio, I expect you to do something about this problem. Refresh your blog in the coming week, or consider launching one if you don’t have one. But don’t stop there.

Topics: 
city living
Author: 
Rob Brezsny
Issue Date: 
2010 Nov 4 - 23:00
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Most blogs—the estimate is 94 percent—have not been updated for at least four months. In accordance with the current astrological indicators, Scorpio, I expect you to do something about this problem.

Phobias aren’t usually a laughing matter but, in this case, they are.
  • Barophobia—Fear of gravity
  • Cathisophobia—Fear of sitting
  • Dextrophobia/ Levophobia—Fear of objects at the right side of the body/ Fear of things to the left side of the body
  • Arachibutyrophobia—Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
  • Epistemophobia—Fear of knowledge
  • Euphobia—Fear of hearing good news
  • Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia—Fear of the number 666
  • Tristadekaphobia—Fear of pickles
  • Phobophobia—Fear of phobias
  • Pantophobia—Fear of everything

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He ain’t heavy, he’s a freeloader

First, let me say this: I’m a simple guy with simple needs. Give me a kopi-o-kosong and I’ll be happy for a couple of hours. But when you’re an editor for a lifestyle magazine and get (mostly unsolicited) gifts thrown at you every now and then for whatever reason (mainly for publicity purposes), your vision of the world gets distorted a little bit. After all, a free cup of espresso from a newly opened boutique café is not quite the same as the 60 cents version that you actually have to pay for from a rundown local mama store, now is it?

Topics: 
nightlife
Author: 
Terry Ong
Issue Date: 
2010 Oct 28 - 23:00
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First, let me say this: I’m a simple guy with simple needs. Give me a kopi-o-kosong and I’ll be happy for a couple of hours.

Directed by Jeff Tremaine; starring Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Dunn, Stephen ‘Steve-O’ Glover

“I’m getting old, Knoxville is getting old and “it” is getting old. “ Mike Ward, Richmond.com

“Ten years into the Jackass franchise, it’s obvious the well is starting to run dry. Then again, if you show Johnny Knoxville an empty well, he’ll jump in headfirst. After packing it with writhing snakes.” Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News

“They’re still here, suffering for their art. Now it’s our turn.” Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel

“It’s so celebratory that fans will probably be happy, but I miss the danger. I miss wondering how no one in this movie ended up dead.” Joshua Tyler, CinemaBlend.com

“So pointlessly nasty that it makes the comparatively compassionate Jackass: Number Two look like Toy Story 3.”
Matt Pais, Metromix.com

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In Kanchanaburi, a man drowns after jumping off a bridge for a dare. During a company trip to the River Kwai a 30-year old man is dared to jump off the famous bridge. The man who, had been drinking, suddenly leaps off the bridge and plunges into the river. When he fails to resurface a rescue team is called, who eventually discover the victim’s drowned body.

In Kalasin, a man dies after eating a cobra. The 27-year old is riding home from work when he spots a cobra in the middle of the road. Thinking it’s dead he grabs it but it bites him on the right hand. He kills it to make it let go and then decides to take it home and eat it. The next morning he feels his chest tighten, before passing out. He is rushed to hospital but dies of heart failure caused from consuming the snake venom.

In Ratchaburi, a women is electrocuted while rubber necking a crash scene. A car crashes into an electricity pole, uprooting the pole and plunging the nearby village into darkness. A 26-year old women is one of the villagers who flocks to the scene. She accidentally steps on a live cable, which broke free during the collision, and is killed instantly by the high voltage.

In Petchburi, A man chokes to death while competing in a pad thai eating contest. The 66-year old man enters the competition at a local fair. As he is finishing his second serving he starts to choke and then falls unconscious. He is rushed to hospital but doctors are unable to revive him. The victims daughter says she is not even sure why her father entered the competition in the first place because he didn’t even like noodles.

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