No, you’ll hurt his feelings. Maybe tell him “move more to the right” or something.

 

Um, don’t?

 

I haven’t discovered that yet. 

 

Strangers. I wouldn’t want to bang my friends. Wait, maybe one. Okay, friends it is! If any of them have a hot bod.

 

Why do you want to shut him up? Isn’t it a good thing if he’s loud?

 

Hell yes! 

Just quickly get it over and done with. And think of him giving you oral next time.

 

This is completely horrible; I can’t believe I’m doing this!

 

10 to 15 minutes is good. 

 

Don’t sleep with them till they do. Or grow out yours and see how he likes it.

 

Every day? 

 

You keep your kinky stuff to yourself. Not everyone is fond of being kinky. 

"This is completely horrible; I can't believe I'm doing this."

I wouldn’t know. I don’t like them myself.

 

Of course! You tell him how to do it!

 

Don’t do it. This generation is all about telling people what they’re doing. Keep it a secret, do it somewhere private.  

 

I’ll go with strangers.  

 

Tell him there will be more boobs. 

 

Tell him you’ll wake his wife. Assuming he’s cheating on his wife with you and she doesn’t satisfy him, that’s why he’s so loud with you. 

"At my age, it’s a blessing if you get more than three minutes of foreplay."

No matter what you say, it will never be bearable.  

 

When is it my turn?

 

At my age, it’s a blessing if you get more than three minutes of foreplay. 

 

Tell him/her you’re not going to sleep with him/her if s/he doesn’t. 

 

Twice a day. 

 

I don’t know, I could never convince my husband.  

Surprise him with it! During foreplay, bring it out. If he doesn’t like it, toss it to the side and bring up another one. If that doesn’t work, bring up the third one. If he really didn’t like any of the three, then he’s just not into toys. 

 

Yes, tell him, but don’t ruin the mood. Tell him seductively to go slowly or to slide it to the left, to the right. Ease him into it, don’t hurt his ego. 

 

Just do it! Some guys are just perverted. They like it in the elevator, in public, you just have to do it to please your man. Don’t pay attention to what anyone else says or thinks, you’re doing this for him.  

 

Spoon position. Personally. I don’t know what 

others like.  

 

Strangers! If it’s a friend, it’s going to be really awkward afterwards. What if she’s better than you? He is obviously going to do more with her and it’ll hurt your ego. Strangers, strictly strangers. Just do it and part ways. 

 

You don’t! You’ll kill his buzz! Let him scream your name! He’s enjoying this! 

“They like it in the elevator, in public you just have to do it to please your man.”

Think about anything else but what you’re doing. Seriously. Think of a happy place. 

 

Pleasing him. If you’re thinking about something else, you’re not going to do a very good job. 

 

Not too long, depends on the guy. Not every guy is the same. Some guys take 30 seconds to get turned on. Some take half an hour. Also depends on what you do during foreplay. 

 

Men like their bush. Guilt trip him, tell him “Oh, I like it clean. But if you really don’t want to, it’s okay. But I really prefer a man that takes care of his bush.” And make sad puppy eyes. Should do the trick. 

 

I say 6-8 times a day is more than enough. Anything more than 8 is too often. 

 

Same with the sex toys. Talk to him; ask him what he likes and what he doesn’t like. Ask him if he wants to try it out, as sweetly as you can. If he knows you really want to try it, he’ll give in.  

"I say 6-8 times a day is more than enough."

 

M: Keep trying till you succeed.

S: Be very persuasive. Most people don’t know they like it till they try it.

 

M: Yes! He needs to learn how to satisfy you. 

S: Tell her while she’s doing it. Tell her how but don’t show her you’re not enjoying it. 

 

M: Spooning. 

S: Doggy.

 

M: Strangers. Or a friend you know isn’t that attractive and can’t do better than you.

S: Strangers.

 

M: I told my partner it was on my bucket list. It worked. 

 

M: Kiss him. Or bite his lips.

S: Put a sock in her mouth. Just kidding! Tell her you’ll wake the children.  

“Put a sock in her mouth! Just kidding. Tell her she'll wake the children.”

M: God, yes.

S: I don’t see the harm, but yes, universally, it’s cheating. 

 

M: The faster you make peace with it, the better it is for you. Because it doesn’t get more enjoyable with age. 

S: What she said. 

 

M: What to make for breakfast tomorrow morning. 

S: I love my wife. 

 

M: As long as you want it. 

S: Five minutes.

 

M: Once you get to my age, it doesn’t matter anymore. As long as he’s giving it to you, his bush shouldn’t matter.

S: Tell her you won’t go down on her. 

 

M: Five times a week.

S: It is never too often, darling. 

 

M: Handcuff him and tell him he doesn’t have a choice.

S: Kinky? What’s kinky?

"As long as he’s giving it to you, his bush shouldn’t matter."