1. Your "job" is running an Instagram shop.

2. You take every precaution against the sun.

3. And take every supplement that claims to have whitening effects.

(Or if you’re rich, get regular whitening and tightening treatments at a clinic.)

4. You take selfies and filter them to have bigger eyes and a brighter, snow-white face.

5. And make a selfie collage with all the filters later.

6. You let the whole world know how much you love your food…

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But only take a few tiny bites when it’s time to eat.

7. You were spotted lining up for Hot Star, Croissant Taiyaiki and Krispy Kreme.

And even Roti Boy if your memory goes back that far.

8. You turn into an eco-loving hipster just in time for Wonderfruit.

9. Before going back to flaunting brand names like campaign stickers.

10. You go to the gym to take mirror selfies and flex...

11. You wait for over an hour at Bonchon...

11. And do the same thing at After You when it’s time for dessert.

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12. Did we mention you like to Instagram your food?

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So, so much...

13. And even more if it comes from a pop-up market.

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14. And we know where to find you when you say you want sushi…

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15. When you finally realized there was more to coffee than Starbucks…

16. It was time to go #cafehoppingbkk!!!!

17. You’ve been to Art in Paradise to frolic with T-Rex.

18. You let the world know whenever you're sick.

“Hold on, can someone please take a photo of me in this hospital gown before I get discharged?”

19. You tote around one of these bags.

While secretly wishing it was one of these.

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20. This past Songkran on Silom Road according to Instagram:

But in reality:

21. But since when did anyone say that basic is bad?