1. The “Don't Wrap Your Bum Around the Pole” sign.
2. The “Being Over the Age of 45 Does Not Grant the Right to Cut Queues While Using Your Handbag as Bludgeoning Weapon” sign.
3. The “It's OK to Start a Second Line on the Second Arrow” sign.
4. The “No Pressing Your Bum on the Glass Partition” sign.
5. The “When Getting off the Train, A Simple 'Excuse Me' is Much Nicer than a Poke in the Ribs” sign.
6. The "Either Brush Your Teeth in the Morning or Breathe Through Your Nose” sign.
7. The “Feel Free to Go Japanese Salaryman and Push Like Crazy to Get on the Train” sign.
8. The “Everyone Else is Getting off at Siam and Asoke Too, So Chill the F*** Out and Wait for the Doors to Open” sign.
9. The “If You're Not Getting Off, Look Behind You to Make Sure You're Not Trapping Someone Inside" sign.
