Last night I saw this cute pair of diamond earrings at the jewelry shop I pass on my way home. I don’t know why, but I just couldn’t walk away. In fact, people might have thought I was thinking of robbing the place. Anyway, I thought it was destiny: me and those cute little things, so I...
published: Sep 9 2010 - 11:00pm
Dear Mr. KIA, I work hard and I don’t have time to hit the gym. I’m going on this beach trip with this girl I really dig, though. Short of muscles, I figure I could get some bad boy cred with a gnarly tattoo. Only I’m terrified. I’m picturing infected skin and...
published: Jun 17 2010 - 11:00pm
