PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): If I were you, Pisces, I'd make interesting fun your meme of the week. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will be fully justified in making that your modus operandi and your raison d'etre. For best results, you should put a priority on pursuing...
published: Mar 2 2011 - 4:46pm
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): I'm hoping that you will grant your ego more permission to shine in the coming weeks, Pisces. I'm hoping you will allow it to unveil more flash, feel more zeal, and exert more force. After all your earnest bouts of self-sacrifice, you deserve a poetic license to brag like a...
published: Feb 24 2011 - 11:43am
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Don't put your shoes on before you put on your socks this week, OK? Refrain from polishing off a piece of cheesecake and a bowl of ice cream before dinner, and don't say goodbye whenever you arrive at a new destination. Catch my drift, Aquarius? Do things in the proper...
published: Feb 16 2011 - 6:57pm
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): When some Westerners hear the term "tantra," they think it's a New Age codeword for lavish sex. But in its original form, tantra is a philosophy that advocates spiritual union with all of creation, not just erotic union with an attractive partner. Tantric...
published: Feb 11 2011 - 12:00am
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): The renegade spiritual sect known as the Church of the Subgenius values one treasure above all others: not salvation, not enlightenment, not holiness, but rather Slack. And what is Slack? It is a state of being in which everything flows smoothly—a frame of mind so...
published: Feb 4 2011 - 12:00am
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): You may have no idea of how much power you have right now to start fresh—to escape the muddle of murky old failures. Your imagination might not yet be sufficiently lubricated to glide you into the expansive version of the future you deserve. But I'm hoping that this...
published: Jan 26 2011 - 4:10pm
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): In the early 20th century, many women at the beach covered most of their bodies with swimsuits made of wool. If they went in the water, they'd emerge about 20 pounds heavier. Swimming was a challenge. Your current psychic state has resemblances to what you'd feel like if...
published: Jan 19 2011 - 11:23am
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): "We have to stumble through so much dirt and humbug before we reach home," wrote novelist Herman Hesse. "And we have no one to guide us. Our only guide is homesickness." That's the bad news, Capricorn. The good news, according to my analysis, is that...
published: Jan 7 2011 - 12:00am
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): I have tracked down a formula that I think should be one of your central ongoing meditations in 2011. It's from newsman David Brinkley: "A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her." In the coming...
published: Dec 23 2010 - 4:51pm
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche wrote a book called Ecce Homo: How One Becomes What One Is. I'd love it if in the next few weeks you would think a lot about how you are on your way to becoming what you were born to be. Current astrological omens suggest you will have...
published: Dec 3 2010 - 12:00am
