Greetings minions and plebians. It is I, Lin Ping, the Magnificent, the Omnipotent, the Plenipotentiary. Come on, you remember! I’m the cute one on Channel 23 all day. Bow down before my adorableness.
So I guess you’ve heard the news by now. You silly mortals have been granted a special...
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22): The great-grandson of a slave, Cancerian Thurgood Marshall (1908-1993) was America's first African-American Supreme Court Justice. According to Thurgood, a play about his life that appeared on HBO, his unruly behavior as a school kid played a role in launching him toward his...
Dear Pry Ministur,
Hello. I am Daeng, 8. You don't know me but I rite to all the pry ministur. Even when they stay only 2 year like apisit. Congratshulashuns! Did you know you are the first lady pry ministur? Well you are not really pry ministur yet but you get a lot of votes so I think you win.
I...
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22): While listening to the sound collage radio program "Over the Edge" on KPFA, I learned that a new primary color has been detected. Quite different from red, yellow, or blue, it has its own distinct hue that's impossible to describe. You really have to see it to...
Note #1. Found left in the photocopier at our office.
I have been drinking since Friday night despite the alcohol ban. (I stocked up and know a few places that have big tea pots.) If you find me, in a gutter or passed out on the BTS, please take me to the voting booth in ______________ district and...
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22): A while back I asked my readers to propose a new name for your astrological sign. "Cancer" has a bit of a negative connotation, after all. Many people suggested "Dolphin" as a replacement, which I like. But the two ideas that most captivated my...
(Bangkok, Thailand) In a bid to regain some ground in the polls, Abhisit has shifted the focus of his campaign from raising the minimum wage to reminding people what the Red Shirts did last year: undercut local food stalls with free food, sold flip-flops in areas where people wear shoes, burned...
A leaked police report indicated that Pheu Thai would win 164 seats versus 83 for the Democrats in the 331 constituencies they surveyed. This raises a few questions.
1. Why does the police conduct polls?
We have an answer from the Chief of Special Needs Police Branch: “I have a family too,...
We’ve never felt so body-conscious. First the Ministry of Culture and Boobies establishes new rules saying that only people who look great in a bikini can get religious tattoos beneath the waistline (or something like that). Then all those greedy fish eat the sugar from a sunken barge—...
Is it just us, or are the authorities acting more hyper-paranoid than usual? Following the arrest of Joe Gordon, we’ve noticed that people are getting a little twitchy around town. Here are some highlights we’ve spotted:
An image of Abhisit appears on a piece of toast in a Chinatown caf...
