Feb 02, 2011|
Seriously, having chilled policemen is very, very good news for all of us. After all, no one likes a stressed out cop, given that they have guns and everything. That’s why the Police General Hospital has decided to step in to help the poor guys. Doctors noticed that a lot of low ranking officers were suffering from depression leading to alcohol and tobacco addiction, which in turn made them more likely to act violently or commit suicide. The solution: a special stress suppression unit made up of psychiatrists, psychologists and mental health nurses that will visit the city’s police stations to help officers relax and unwind. Of course we can think of another way for them to relax but someone told us that it’s illegal.